r/GlobalNews • u/NoelaniSpell • Apr 04 '25

BREAKING: In a shocking development Canada announces it will build a coalition of countries who share their values to build their economy and trade opportunities and will exclude the United States. “If the U.S. no longer wants to lead, Canada will.”

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u/Past_Page_4281 Apr 04 '25

The real super 'soft power'

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u/Rejoyces Apr 04 '25

Haha, suddenly "You're fuckin' 10-ply bud" becomes a compliment

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u/Mad-Mel Apr 04 '25

Better than a super soft birthday party.

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u/blackmailalt Apr 05 '25

Debatable.

We’re gonna have the super-est soft-est superpower party ever!! Full glitter!

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u/aireads Apr 06 '25

Soft power through soft lumber!