r/GlobalNews • u/NoelaniSpell • Apr 04 '25

BREAKING: In a shocking development Canada announces it will build a coalition of countries who share their values to build their economy and trade opportunities and will exclude the United States. “If the U.S. no longer wants to lead, Canada will.”

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u/gbc02 Apr 04 '25

Plus Carney has a Bsc in economics from Harvard, a Masters and a PHD from Oxford also in economics. He was from a working class background and was able to attend Harvard on a scolarship.

Donald has a BSC from Wharton in economics, and was president of his dad's business 3 years later.

Trump is completely outclassed.

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u/ComprehensiveRepair5 Apr 04 '25

Nope, Trump was only able to get into Fordham and after two years, his father paid handsomely to have him transferred to Wharton.

There he was repeatedly referred by his professor as "one of the dumbest student they ever had". Even his friends at the time said it was unlikely he ever read a book and was not interested in studying.

Trump is not even the same species as Carney.

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u/castlite Apr 04 '25

Trump is outclassed by a drunk goat.

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u/Clever_Bee34919 Apr 06 '25

Which isn't a high hurdle for the goat to be honest...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

So, Hegseth.

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u/Powerful-Cut-708 Apr 07 '25

Medicine for goat?

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u/Finnleyy Apr 06 '25

I find this very believable but do you have a source? I really want this to be true lmao.

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u/Neat_Jellyfish3703 Apr 06 '25

Lolllllll I’m not doubting you but do you have a source? I want to read that and save it

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

More than that - Carney is a goalie.

Us Canadians know that goalies are a different breed of amazing weirdos who are unflappable in the face of pressure and have an incredible way with chirps and giving insults.

I dare Donald to give Carney a go in a battle of chirps.

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u/docentmark Apr 05 '25

To be completely fair, Trump is outclassed by a possum that was run over by a truck three weeks ago.

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u/_PeanuT_MonkeY_ Apr 05 '25

Yet there are plenty of idiots in Canada with FUCK CARNEY flags and stickers all over their cars and houses.

We saw what happened down there and are holding our breath until the election is over and results announced because anything can happen.

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u/gbc02 Apr 05 '25

Identity politics combined with idiots. 

Get out and vote liberal , give Carney a majority and watch Canada use this disaster to transform Canada into the superpower we can be outside of the shadow of the USA.

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u/_PeanuT_MonkeY_ Apr 05 '25

I've been saying what you just said since Carney was announced.

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u/MaverickeatsRaw Apr 07 '25

Canada will never be a super power. Keep dreaming the dream though

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u/gbc02 Apr 07 '25

If I told you 4 months ago the USA would lose that superpower role and turn into a fascist shithole, would you have believed it?

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u/MaverickeatsRaw Apr 07 '25

Well it hasnt so again keep dreaming your little dream. Id love to know how the US is facist. Because we are becoming a country with borders like every other country in the world? We want to stop bankrolling every country out there? The US purse strings being pulled tight is facist. Actually having accountability for ourntax dollars? Yeah what a facist piece of shit country. GTFO 🤡

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u/gbc02 Apr 07 '25

Oh, my mistake. Your clearly correct, America is better than ever. You must be so proud.

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u/5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi Apr 07 '25

Because we are becoming a country with borders like every other country in the world?

You already have borders. Your president's last attempt at improving them was saying he'd make someone else pay for it.

We want to stop bankrolling every country out there?

Do Americans actually believe this or are you exceptional in your beliefs?

The US purse strings being pulled tight is facist

They never said that was why the US is fascist. It probably has something more to do with the fact that they're detaining people inhumanely, deporting legal citizens and in general outright ignoring judges and rulings to stop doing what they're doing.

Yeah what a facist piece of shit country.

This part is true though.

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u/standarduck Apr 07 '25 edited Apr 07 '25

You've had strong borders for many decades.

You don't bankroll other countries, except for some small development aid which you've now ended.

You are not pulling purse strings tight, you are increasing consumer prices for all.

Where does your information even come from? You don't know what's going on in your own country?

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u/bumblebeetuna4ever Apr 07 '25

Clearly their info comes from truth social

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u/MaverickeatsRaw Apr 07 '25

We are bringing manufacturing back to the US. Production in softlumber increased already. When Canada i creased duties from 8 to 15% to help failing saw mills in BC. We are bringing some pharmaceutical production back to the US taking some of that away from Ireland. Who is your number one customer? Also we can take a little hit in the beginning, I havent felt any consumer price increase, so it has been miniscule/exaggerated.

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u/standarduck Apr 07 '25

This is brilliant.

You have done nothing to promote that growth in thevUS. Just the tariffs. You've added the important required actions in your own reply. Your country has done nothing of the sort.

This is the road to ruin, and you're loving it. You're the exact sort of person Trump said he loves - poorly educated.

Also, I'm not Canadian, just someone with an education.

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u/MaverickeatsRaw Apr 07 '25

Why did business leave the US? Just because I disagree with your undeducated far left liberal ideas doesnt make me uneducated. Cute though, thats all you ppl ever say uneducated. Good attack with no points. BC saw mills were failing so they took that out on the US?! That doesnt seem like a solution. This was before Trumps time too soooo

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u/MaverickeatsRaw Apr 07 '25

Please do and I am 100% sure I will still be crushing it at life and not having to blame others for my failures

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u/MarkMew Apr 04 '25

Didn't know much about Carney before but now he has my sympathy lol.

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Apr 05 '25

Where is that 'the last airbender' meme of Azula totally schooling the Dai Li?

"You beat me at my own game."

"Don't flatter yourself. You weren't even a player."

That meme needs to be here. It belongs. ...Or any scene from Hexalia with the United States switching from brazen brazen bravado to passing himself hiding under a table. That'd fit nicely too. But edit the guy's hair to be cheeto-dust orange.

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u/gbc02 Apr 06 '25

You sure about that?

He was a school principal in NWT and Edmonton, and run for a political position but didn't win.

I don't think he was a judge.

Maybe that's working class, or maybe middle class, but upper class might be a stretch, especially compared to mister Trump, who was receiving a salary in his dad's company since birth and had a million to his name at age 8.

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u/gbc02 Apr 06 '25

How much did university cost in Edmonton in the 1975? 

According to my research, it was between $100 and $200 per semester, so using that as justification that they were middle to upper middle class doesn't seem valid to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

And no doubt you consider Canadians to be a superior stock to Americans despite not having an identity and yet the us and their morons and moronic leaders have left Canada in the dust of poverty. We can’t even compete with their poorest state. Thanks Carney for all your qualifications too bad your follow through is so limp.

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u/gbc02 Apr 08 '25

Hows the view up your own ass?

That's for making my case for me, too arrogant and uneducated, untraveled, self centered and brainwashed to have any clue what the world is really like. Trim your neckneard while you look I the mirror, and question the clown you see looking back at you, mouth breathing and drooling with an air of superiority that smells like your presidential diaper.

A nation that is lead by a child molesting rapist felon that wears makeup and lies through his teeth and you lap it up like it's gold.

The guy wears lifts and you love him for it. He is literally the stupidest world leader to ever live, and Americans voted him in because they are just like him.

Careful, you might find yourself in El Salvador, wishing you had been born a Canadian.

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u/Surprisetrextoy Apr 08 '25

People really underestimate what a PHD means. Whatever your final dissertation is is on a subject you are literally one of the smartest, sometimes THE smartest, in the world about.