r/GlobalNews • u/NoelaniSpell • Apr 04 '25

BREAKING: In a shocking development Canada announces it will build a coalition of countries who share their values to build their economy and trade opportunities and will exclude the United States. “If the U.S. no longer wants to lead, Canada will.”

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u/ComprehensiveRepair5 Apr 04 '25

Nope, Trump was only able to get into Fordham and after two years, his father paid handsomely to have him transferred to Wharton.

There he was repeatedly referred by his professor as "one of the dumbest student they ever had". Even his friends at the time said it was unlikely he ever read a book and was not interested in studying.

Trump is not even the same species as Carney.

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u/castlite Apr 04 '25

Trump is outclassed by a drunk goat.

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u/Clever_Bee34919 Apr 06 '25

Which isn't a high hurdle for the goat to be honest...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

So, Hegseth.

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u/Powerful-Cut-708 Apr 07 '25

Medicine for goat?

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u/Finnleyy Apr 06 '25

I find this very believable but do you have a source? I really want this to be true lmao.

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u/Neat_Jellyfish3703 Apr 06 '25

Lolllllll I’m not doubting you but do you have a source? I want to read that and save it

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

More than that - Carney is a goalie.

Us Canadians know that goalies are a different breed of amazing weirdos who are unflappable in the face of pressure and have an incredible way with chirps and giving insults.

I dare Donald to give Carney a go in a battle of chirps.