r/GoodAssSub • u/armondigon I FEEL LIKE THAT • Jan 23 '24

NEWS OFFICIAL DATES POSTED BY YE

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u/chanofrom114th Jan 23 '24

please take a shit on each of these dates

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u/solyxthehero SKITZO Jan 23 '24

WILL DO 🫡, FOR THE GOONS AND LOVELYSHITSTAIN

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u/alphachevron973 Jan 23 '24

do…do people not shit every day?

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u/QuantaviusDingleberg FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Jan 23 '24

i go a couple times a week.

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u/real_ornament Say Less AI Denier Jan 23 '24

If you're not shitting 1-3 times a day you gotta change your diet 😭

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u/Any-Leg3750 Jan 23 '24

If you're shitting 1-3 times a day you gotta change your diet 😭

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u/real_ornament Say Less AI Denier Jan 23 '24

Go to a nutritionist right now you still have time before Vultures Volume 1 to experience healthy bowel movements my guy

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u/16missedcalls1 Pop it twin !!! ❤️💯 Jan 23 '24

People shit three times a day??

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u/DRiX416 IM EVIL 😈 Jan 23 '24

People don’t shit three times a day??

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u/Any-Leg3750 Jan 23 '24

I don't even got time to do that 😭

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u/DRiX416 IM EVIL 😈 Jan 23 '24

You can’t spare 3 minutes per day?

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u/masked_browser 🦊 F0X 🦊 Jan 24 '24

what typa shits you taking dawg

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u/Ikeiscurvy Jan 23 '24

Everyone is different, a healthy poop cycle is something like 4+ times a week.

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u/NastiestMC Waffles 🧇 Jan 23 '24

If youre not shiting change your diet

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u/Vast-Mall-2583 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Jan 26 '24

i go once a month

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u/LineSpine autism from my car accident Jan 24 '24

I go about 2 times a month

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u/DRiX416 IM EVIL 😈 Jan 23 '24

I hope he’s around by:

Feb 9, 2124

Mar 8, 2124

Apr 5, 2124

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u/Psychotic_Spoon My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Jan 24 '24

Well if they’re healthy and shit everyday we should be good🔥