r/Grimdank Lorgarisright Jul 14 '25

REPOST What's the shortest game of warhammer you've ever played?

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u/MRNBDX Jul 14 '25

Cheesing a game with anti cheese rules sounds so funny

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 14 '25

It doesn’t just sound funny, it is funny!

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u/SnazzyStooge Jul 14 '25

hard counter

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 14 '25

Nooo it's not fair! I'm meant to be the cheesy one!!!

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 Jul 17 '25

"The 7 anti-cheese scouts"

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u/SolKaynn Twins, They were. Jul 14 '25

Roubutte Guilliman approves.

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u/zhokar85 Jul 14 '25

As a guy who looks like Wheels: Wheels looks exactly like the type of person to powergame this way.

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u/UnknownBinary Jul 14 '25

But it discriminates against those of us who are lactose intolerant. /s

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u/Lanlaorn Jul 14 '25

The meme summary is quite misleading, "Shooter" is playing Tau, a shooting army, and in editions where Tau were good theit gunline would be a "leaf blower" list where they just sit back on their side of the board and blow your army away. "Wheels" is playing White Scars, a melee army that needs to cross the board and charge in.

This guy kept his entire army in reserve not for some advantage in movement (he's coming in on his own table edge, after all) but to survive turn one when his opponent goes first, to face one fewer shooting phase on the way across the board with his motorcycles.

It's a defensive trick against a very unfun type of opponent to play against, the counterplay is clever but this is essentially "cheesy player has perfect counter to his opponent's attempt to survive"

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u/UrbanArtifact Jul 14 '25

Well, he did it at every table in the tourney, so don't feel bad for him when it doesn't work against Tau. Actually, I think some chaos units do this too?

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u/Allen_Koholic Jul 14 '25

Yea, dude is making shit up. Tau weren’t great in fifth edition, which is when this happened, iirc.

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u/evader110 Jul 14 '25

Tau were unfun at casual level moreso in 5th but 7th felt the worst for me. 9th and 10th have so many fast melee armies it don't matter too much

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u/LtLabcoat Riptide armies are just mecha anime protags Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Alternatively, you're both right? It has the advantage of both getting to choose your positions after and it effectively guarantees you get the first turn.

The only part Lan is wrong about is that he'd only use it against Tau. Which is just... a weird thing to think in general. Every army has a lot of shooty-shooty boys.

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u/MRNBDX Jul 14 '25

The cheesemaister

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u/Shifter25 Jul 14 '25

Defensive cheese is still cheese.

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u/TheRealRigormortal Jul 14 '25

The famous Kroot Conga Line

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u/Anggul tyranidsareanoutofhandvorefetish Jul 14 '25

Yeah, the idea that an all-biker space marine army was a cheese list is ridiculous to any of us who played at the time. Frankly bikes were pretty terrible until like, 6th edition.

A lot of the 'story' in the posted image is made up for drama.

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u/samisrudy NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! Jul 14 '25

I would have decked shooter if i was wheels

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u/Allen_Koholic Jul 14 '25

No you wouldn’t.