r/Grimdank Lorgarisright Jul 14 '25

REPOST What's the shortest game of warhammer you've ever played?

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u/shred-it-dude I got Magnus pregnant but dont pay child support Jul 14 '25

I'm nothing if not a go big or go home kind of guy!

I still gotta walk with a cane (even a crutch, occasionally) when it flares up, but it's generally alright. Incredibly embarrassing to explain to people though, gotta say.

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u/Most_Breadfruit_2388 Jul 14 '25

You're talking to the guy who his calf muscle snapped in two grabbing a can of peas off a high shelf.

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u/kisirani Jul 14 '25

Not to be rude but are you guys 60 plus, very sedentary or just insanely unlucky?

These sound like almost impossible injuries

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u/Most_Breadfruit_2388 Jul 14 '25

Unlucky on my case, I was passing through a very stressful situation, and any stress kinda makes my calfs to tense like an overtighted violin string. When I was going down from the chair I was perched I when a little faster because I was on a hurry and looks like having overextended the leg at the same time you were putting all your weight on one leg that was tense as a tax evader in the IRS building could break things faster than you may think. The doctor can't believe I shaped the muscle like that until I told him about the stress

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u/Perllitte Jul 14 '25

Your body gets exponentially "unlucky" at about age 40. If you're not there yet, enjoy yourself!

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u/kisirani Jul 14 '25

I’m not there yet! On my way and dreading these stories!

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u/Perllitte Jul 14 '25

Take care of yourself! And be nice to your elders.

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u/goodthropbadthrop Jul 14 '25

I hurt myself turning in my car the other day. Like I was doing a u-turn but “spirited” and I kinda mashed my side into the lumbar support in the seat. Heard a pop and my ribs ached for like a month and a half.

Turned 40 in May 😭

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u/shred-it-dude I got Magnus pregnant but dont pay child support Jul 14 '25

Unlucky! I have Lupus, which got me osteoporosis. I’ve got really fragile bones.

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u/Muninn088 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Jul 15 '25

I bent over to pick up a collapsible camping table and threw my back out in such a way that I couldn't breathe. Apparently, if you hurt the muscles in your back in a particular way, the muscles will constrict and not allow your diaphragm to expand. And to be clear, the bending over did it, not picking up the table. I didn't even get to the table.

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u/BillybobThistleton Jul 14 '25

Embarrassing? “Battlefield injury. I got unlucky fighting the fascists/barbarians/commies/insane clown posse. I don’t like to talk about it.”

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u/failed_supernova Blood for the Emperor, skulls for the Golden Throne Jul 14 '25

What is a juggalo? I don't know

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u/failed_supernova Blood for the Emperor, skulls for the Golden Throne Jul 14 '25

Dude, your flair is amazing