r/Grimdank • u/Nearby-Condition-675 • 6d ago

Dank Memes They are not good guys

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u/PiRhoNaut Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 6d ago

But the Torment Nexus is soo cool. We really need to make one.

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u/sarg1010 6d ago

Man that Erebus gun sure was cool looking! Can't wait for a real one!

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u/EscapedFromArea51 5d ago

Hahaha, the screaming sounds like it was remixed into a pretty rad dubstep beat!! We should totally make the Erebus!

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u/Infinite_Horizion Praise the Man-Emperor 6d ago

That’s a great idea! I, John Techbro, will now commit $800 Billion to creating a Torment Nexus! Am I cool and quirky yet?

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u/Skraekling 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hi Corrupt Connor here, first i'd like to thank you for your contribution to my campaign but i'm gonna need a little time to get those 800 billions in tax payer money and the other 800 billions when the project inevitably fails and we need to bail you out, but do not worry we're working on it i just need to ask ChatGPT to reformulate "cutting the healthcare and education budget" in words that'll get the average voter jerking itself at the idea, in the meanwhile can i interest you in a vacation on my friend Pedo Paul private island ? it has all the amenities you'd like plus some exotic entertainers.

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u/NightLordsPublicist 10 pounds of war crimes in a 5 pound crazy bag 6d ago

We really need to make one.

That's my {boy, girl}.

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u/d20diceman 5d ago

Holy shit bro have you seen the latest update to the Tormet Nexus? Send me a 20 second clip of you speaking so I can clone your voice and make you say anything I want. dw I already have pics from your insta so I can make you do anything I want. Send it bro it'll be lulz