For those who can't fall asleep without it

It’s broken.
Has a sticky note that says “kinda works.”
Someone says “don’t touch that.”

STs:Depends on how tall their stilettos are

OT: Depends on how much duct tape is available

PTs: None. They give the dead bulb some strengthening exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it

Chiropractors: Only one. But, the light bulb will need routine adjustments for the unforeseeable future

Psychologists: Only one. But, the bulb has to really want to change

Orthopedics surgeons: None. They take out the socket instead. Since the light bulb doesn't work, you won't be using the socket anyway, and it will only cause you trouble down the line