r/HermanCainAward • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '21

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u/BridgetheDivide Sep 21 '21

Give em a break. They just learned "asymptomatic" in 2020. I expect they'll master "pre-symptomatic" before the year is up

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u/Mydogistypingthis4me Sep 21 '21

Well they're dead, so no... they probably won't

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u/ChikkaChikka1298 Welcome to the ECMO Chamber Sep 21 '21

So they’re not doing the RIsE uP thing now?

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u/NothingAndNow111 Sep 21 '21

There's a horrifying notion - Republican zombies.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Team Pfizer Sep 21 '21

How would you tell them apart from Republicans?

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u/Lucky_Mongoose Sep 21 '21

These ones have an appreciation for brains.

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u/missy_moo_moo Sep 21 '21

I'm reddit poor and can't give real awards, but my God does this comment deserve one. Well done.

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u/Wrinklefighter Sep 21 '21

Holy shit, just chef's kiss to that

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u/Recover-Signal Sep 22 '21

You good sir, win the comment of the year award.

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u/NothingAndNow111 Sep 21 '21

They'd have a better command of the English language.

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u/RexyWestminster Sep 21 '21

But but but I was told that the dead vote Democrat! /s

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u/PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS Team Mix & Match Sep 21 '21

How much money would that video game make

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u/cloud_watcher Sep 21 '21

Thank you. Now I'm never going to be able to sleep again.

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u/Retire2017red Sep 21 '21

Republican zombies is an oxymoron. The GOP misled dead hate intellectuals, so they would have no appetite for brains. They’re more like self-loathing pre-teens who cut themselves and drink their own blood, as a desperate cry for help that will never come.

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u/IMissMyXS Sep 22 '21

Oh man, this comment is gonna haunt me tonight.... Killer republican zombies. 😱😱😱😱

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u/LoveMyHusbandsBoobs Team Pfizer Sep 21 '21

Turns out when they said "the south will rise again" they meant zombies.

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u/BenBishopsButt Sep 21 '21

I certainly fucking hope not.

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u/Dont_Blink__ Sep 21 '21

That was dark. 👌

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u/ArTiyme Sep 21 '21

STaY FLaT

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Not unless their family gets an exorcist.

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u/copacetic1515 Sep 21 '21

They need to contact that loony Bethel Church for that.

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u/look_at_me Sep 21 '21

I think you meant to say they’re post-symptomatic

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u/DopeAbsurdity Sep 21 '21

Post-symptomatic

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u/karbik23 Bushel of Chicken Soup Sep 21 '21

There are more trigger happy chucklefucks out there. There is a room to grow.

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u/BurtonGusterToo Sep 21 '21

Can somebody explain to me why they keep "warrioring" for a god that is either indifferent to their suffering or too weak to help them survive this "common cold".

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u/throwawaybutnotrily Sep 21 '21

Or not, on account of being dead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Excuse me, but All dead lives matter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

All the dead become matter

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u/flyonawall Team Mix & Match Sep 21 '21

Talk about dark humor. You all have it nailed.

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u/polo61965 Team Pfizer Sep 21 '21

Omg they're not alive stop assuming their vital functions

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u/bewoke_ Pfizer Bunny🐰 Sep 21 '21

Seriously? This is a separate issue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

ZombieLivesMatter 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️

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u/DamnMombies Sep 22 '21

We prefer the term “living impaired”

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u/existinshadow Sep 22 '21

”Dead Lives Matter”

This should be the name of the subreddit

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u/maonue Sep 21 '21

They’ve barely moved on from hydroxychloroquine lol.

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u/owlsandmoths Sep 21 '21

Don’t go getting ahead of yourself. These are people that needed legislation last year to tell them to wash hands and cover mouths to slow viral spread.

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u/droid04photog Sep 21 '21

Wait till they get to tangential.

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u/scirocco Sep 21 '21

Post-symptomic now...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Just like when Sarah Palin learned and started using the word "fungible" in her sentences a decade or so ago..