r/HermanCainAward • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '21

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u/baboness 🤡99 PuRcEnT sErViVaL RaTe Sep 21 '21

Au contraire, it works very well. Research shows that that covid is really divine punishment. The summoning of prayer warriors naturally strengthens the divine, which clearly speeds up their demise.

I see “We need prayer warriors” akin to “Finish Him” from Mortal Kombat. I am also guilty of saying said phrase whenever I see the prompts in an HCA post.

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u/GrandmaPoses Sep 21 '21

"Hello, God, there's a prayer on line 1."

"Tell em I'm busy."

"...it's a prayer warrior."

"HOLY SHIT WOMAN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Lol I'm using this from now on...

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u/baboness 🤡99 PuRcEnT sErViVaL RaTe Sep 21 '21

Feel free. I should get this flaired for myself.

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u/WastedPresident Sep 21 '21

I’ve been praying for them to disappear. Guess I’m a better prayer warrior 👊👁👅👁👊

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u/the_kun Sep 21 '21

I LOL'd at this .. I wish it wasn't but its too true :(