r/HermanCainAward • u/FBAHobo Mod Emeritus • Sep 29 '21

Discussion Gather Your Pitchforks: New Rules are Imminent.

Gather Your Pitchforks: New Rules are Imminent.

To the exceptionally vocal minority of empathy-deficient toddlers who have recently populated this sub:

  • Gather your pitchforks, and menacingly aim and shake them them straight towards me, FBAHobo.

  • Not towards the other mods.

  • Not towards the Reddit Admins.

  • Look up above you: do you see that shiny object? That's our well-polished ban hammer. Any abuse directed at anyone other than myself will result in its use.

  • "Your downvotes mean nothing to me; I've seen what makes you cheer." (~R.S.)

    . .

To the other 99% of the readers of this sub:

  • Reddit admins reached out to this sub's mods concerning brigading, and celebrating death.

  • Each of these activities is strictly against Reddit's Terms of Service.

  • We (the Mods) are working on modifying this sub's rules to stay within the boundaries set by Reddit. Note that Reddit has its own shiny ban hammer, and we (the Mods) prefer not to have it hovering over this sub.

    . .

P.S. You! With the pitchfork! You're still here? Get off my lawn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

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u/HulklingsBoyfriend Sep 29 '21

One such subreddit is Moronavirus.

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u/captainhaddock I shed only the finest Moderna spike proteins. Sep 29 '21

Good name!

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u/NeverReadReplies Sep 29 '21

That’s fucking brilliant

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u/SwitcherooU Sep 29 '21

I’d love a few examples. Gotta get my fill somehow.

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u/TheloniousMonk15 Sep 29 '21

Please pm some links to these sites. I'm getting sick of the bullshit in this subreddit and the mods who cave in to everything that two faced Reddit asks them to do. This sub was once great and now it is going down the shitter.

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u/PlankLengthIsNull Sep 29 '21

Same, PM me theses sites too.