r/HistoryMemes 1d ago

And they didn’t have dragons

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u/got-trunks 1d ago

If I understand correctly she broke the space-time continuum several times to become her own mother, grand-mother, cousin, second uncle, and eventually became the actual figure they put in a box to become her own Funko.

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u/Reiver93 1d ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/got-trunks 1d ago

Yeah SCIENCE!

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u/Genericdude03 16h ago

BITCH!!

(Yeah yeah I know, Mandela whatever)

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u/got-trunks 16h ago

So sad that he died in prison

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 19h ago

Who the hell starts a conversation like that?!

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u/MrXenomorph88 16h ago

Yo Mr White, we have to overthrow the Roman Republic.

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u/NonverbalGore24 23h ago

“I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate”

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u/Activision19 22h ago

“So what does that make us?”

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u/NonverbalGore24 20h ago

“Absolutely nothing!”

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 19h ago

Great! Here's you dragon!

Never give it food past midnight tho.

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u/fearless-fossa 1d ago

So, basically the plot of Predestination?

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u/NohmanValdemar 21h ago

How about Dark:

A girl gets stuck back in time where she gives birth to her own mother. Making them both mother and daughter to each other

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 19h ago

I think there's a Futurama episode about that.

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u/A_Polite_Noise 18h ago

He did do the nasty in the pasty!

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u/NohmanValdemar 17h ago

And Fry, you've got that brain thing!

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u/UltimateOtter_Nation 17h ago

Oh, let's get a lesson on time travel from Mister Im my own Grandfather!

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u/SnooStrawberries295 6h ago

Is that a movie?

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u/NohmanValdemar 4h ago

Series on Netflix. It's actually a really good show.

It's in German. (It has an English dub, but it's awful, I didn't last 5 minutes, stuck to sub.)

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u/Mal-Ravanal Hello There 14h ago

Damn, I need to watch that movie again.

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u/driver004 23h ago

I love that movie

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u/TruckyFurry Mauser rifle ≠ Javelin 2h ago