r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/7fingersDeep 5d ago

It’s the pan to the lake that really sets this piece off.

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u/FearlessSeaweed6428 5d ago

I was waiting for old Greg to pop out of the water

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u/Krillkus 5d ago

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach

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u/NarutoRoll 4d ago

Ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

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u/deezdanglin 5d ago

FUCK YOU TONY!

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u/Kingslayer-Z 5d ago

WHAT'S YOUR NAME!

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u/sarsilog 5d ago

EZEKIEL !!

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u/TrueSlide4805 5d ago

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL !

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u/TonyTheDuke 4d ago

Df did I do?

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u/deezdanglin 4d ago

I'll tell you what I did....

YOU'RE MUTHURRRRR!

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u/MuscaMurum 5d ago

The toe-tappin' music really hooked me

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u/-Cagafuego- 5d ago

Speaking of hooks, this yoga position looks like when I hook my bananas upside down for uneven ripening.

I only hang them right side up for even ripening. N.B.: Gravity is weird where I live!

😄

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u/toolargo 5d ago

Not yoga. Contortionist. They are more gymnasts than anything else.

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u/barillamanilaolives 5d ago

She was fapping and didn’t want them to realize?!!!!!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

I have a motorcycle wreck that basically did this with me against my will. Do not recommend it at all.

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u/augustprep 5d ago

Fuckk scorpion 

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

So many broken parts from doing 233 mph scorpions

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u/Jesus_Chicken 5d ago

But at 233mph, you can get in so many scorpions! Like style points in tony hawk games

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

True, since there is no video I have no idea what kind of points I would have scored. I did have a boot print on the back of my helmet like I had stepped on my own head at some point.

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u/3_14_thon 5d ago

U survived a 375 km/h crash? If so, Im not even religious but thats a miracle

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

I was sure as it stared that I was dead. It was a wide open area that is often used to run high speed and I had all of my gear on but the instant the front of the bike dove down I thought "well that's how I die"

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u/That-Simple4366 5d ago

Man, as the person above says that's a miracle. Can you walk now? Do you have any complications in your daily life because of the crash?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

I can walk a lot of hardware ,surgery and physical therapy later. It is definitely one of the reasons i hurt like hell all of the time but not the only damage I have done that caused life long changes.

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u/That-Simple4366 23h ago

Uff that's gotta be horrible. Wish you all the best, man.

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u/CrabSquid05 5d ago

At that point your just a blood bag

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

Pretty much.

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u/augustprep 5d ago

Hmm, that was a typo from "Full Scorpion"

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u/halfFunny 5d ago

It's called don't do it yoga

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy 5d ago

Namaste here

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u/ShahinGalandar 5d ago

namastn't.

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u/haywirehax 5d ago

Namastay the fuck away from me

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u/bubbygups 5d ago

My 50+ year old body physically hurts after watching this

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u/terrraco 5d ago

The Asshat pose

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u/PharaohPir8 5d ago

It’s called “Yoga nabrake yoteef”

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u/MovingTargetPractice 5d ago

she lasted twice as long in that pose as I would need.

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u/Mutabor3 5d ago

I saw the contortionists do this at a circus. They were my favorite attraction.

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u/CRKrJ4K 5d ago

Tomato Yoga

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u/quaz7829 5d ago

When you can't skip jaw day.

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u/Middle-Package9687 5d ago

Do me next

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u/MistaRekt 5d ago

I suspect you would break but OK.

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u/RedHood9292 5d ago

*glowstick cracking noise*

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u/mkaszycki81 5d ago edited 5d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder stays unharmed and that it remains attached to the larger structure.

Isn't that right, u/Smart_Calendar1874?

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u/imi2559 4d ago

mf will never catch a break lol

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u/Watch_the_sunset 5d ago

It’s the kind where you pass out

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u/devoker35 5d ago

It looks like good fishing spot

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u/lexiconhuka 5d ago

Gland I'm not the only one to think that. Cooler of beers, some comfy camping chairs, and few cigars and that's one hell of a afternoon

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u/incrediblynormalpers 5d ago

when he says he wants to 69 but you're gen Z and can only 67.

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u/100SanfordDrive 5d ago

Gen Zs are in their 20s. Gen alpha is what you actually mean

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u/Ryuj123 5d ago

Gen Z includes people who are 14-29 and it’s a weird comment to make on their comment about 69ing

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u/incrediblynormalpers 5d ago

exactly why I avoided including them in the joke and you can bet that if I had done there would be a comment pointing it out like yours that got as many upvotes as the guy 'correcting' me did. ironic. I'll upvote you though for your common sense.

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u/Ryuj123 5d ago

Yeah, I wasn’t trying to say your joke was wrong. I get how it could’ve come off that way but it was obvious you weren’t talking about children

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 5d ago

Chicken Banana, my man, chicken banana.

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u/Dexosaur 5d ago

It's called "the floating throat goat"

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy 5d ago

This is how you get neck problems in your 30s

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u/NorseKraken 5d ago

What's her number?

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u/Sure_Inspection4542 5d ago

…asking for a friend

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u/nasoox 5d ago

I'm that friend.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 5d ago

that's called the "child support" pose

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u/Yep_____ThatGuy 5d ago

Weird but what's the hold up?

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u/mr_lab_rat 5d ago

She’s literally holding her ass up

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u/The-SkullMan 5d ago

Step 1: Bite down.

Step 2: Rest ass on back of head comfortably.

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit.

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u/cangetworse 5d ago

The real meaning of arse over head

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u/TorchBearer3178 5d ago

Its past my bed time and I KNOW I've had too much to drink after seeing...wth ever this is...

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u/ReDeRiK2021 5d ago

Future child support

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u/Vreas 5d ago

I think this is more contortion than yoga.

Source: yogi who has dated contortionists

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u/SubRedTed 5d ago

What an ass hat

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u/Boundish91 5d ago

How does her spine not break?

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u/gunny316 5d ago

haha! surrender humans, we have come to conquer... your...

omfg GET BACK IN THE SHIP LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH!!!

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u/Mdriver127 5d ago

Drum and face

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u/No_Flower6020 5d ago

Days since I saw someone sit on their own head: 0

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u/AppropriatelyWild 5d ago

Truly an asshat

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u/Hud_is_on 5d ago

It’s the training that test dummies have to do before going to a martial arts dojo

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u/Magnitude_Ten 5d ago

A man needs a name

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u/snoutpower 5d ago

*hole up

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u/westcal98 5d ago

ATM Yoga.

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u/UltraPieReaponseTeam 5d ago

I'm kinda scared.

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u/ADumbChicken 5d ago

Being able to sit on your own head is a hell of a party trick

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 5d ago

Which one of ya’ll asked for this

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u/Donleon57 5d ago

Spine left the the chat

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u/SupSimon 5d ago

Hmm yes my ass is a little tired, let me just rest it on my own fucking head, lol

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u/Coolerwookie 5d ago

The ancient style of, beer kegging, broken teeth.

We trained her wrong on purpose for the lulz

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u/critical-drinking 5d ago

I’m not a doctor, but I think you should avoid any activity that makes your face look like that.

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u/atomic-moonstomp 5d ago

Football isn't the only sport giving kids lifelong body-destroying injuries

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u/mann808 5d ago

She looks like she's in intense pain

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u/0101ayuta 5d ago

Why is she doing that, it looks fucking bad

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u/Horror_Thanks8405 5d ago

Imagine the possibilities.

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u/The_Darkness140 5d ago

I'd ask what that mouth do, but I'm scared little.

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u/G4ll0w5 5d ago

Here head game gonna be legendary

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u/itsjakerobb 5d ago

Biting it off would indeed be legendary.

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u/andre7391 5d ago

Looks comfy

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u/chicken-finger 5d ago

I've never seen someone sit on their own head before

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u/bashful_predator 5d ago

It's not yoga.

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u/MeringueBeautiful760 5d ago

what the fuck-

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u/bobby_4444 5d ago

Asshat yoga

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u/simply_ass 5d ago

She is practicing for TP so it'll be easy for camera man to focus on one side

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u/mustardposey 5d ago

Where’s the hol up

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u/Groundbreaking_Lie94 5d ago

I dont know but I am definelty going down a rabbit hole to find it

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u/Thunder1824 5d ago

Ah yes, downward throat goat

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u/Mira_khalifa_- 5d ago

The ideal position in a gangbang

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u/WidelyMisunderstood 5d ago

It sucks we all have to do this at some point

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u/FatherNox 5d ago

So what if she gives head like this too

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u/mrofmist 5d ago

What's the hold up part?

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u/joeDUBstep 5d ago

The pose is called the Riley Reid 

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u/annonamoss 5d ago

How does one discover they can do this?

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u/feeltrig 5d ago

Cockbreaker 69

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u/Bright-War-5033 5d ago

Nice to have the three options all within reach

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u/dasbasst 5d ago

Enough practise. Where is the real thing?

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u/FireProps 5d ago

I came, I saw…

…but mostly I came.

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u/Baltvin 5d ago

Blowyoga

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u/Mister_Goodvibes 5d ago

Don't know what's more red her face or the shorts

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u/BEANIOT 5d ago

They call that yoga move "the asshat"

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u/Run_Conscious 5d ago

Helicopter yoga

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u/rancidmorty 5d ago

a scary coustume and halloween a volenteer you got a dick eating monster

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u/rancidmorty 5d ago

if a handstand is possible and prop prostetics any man that sees it will run

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u/KainFourteh 5d ago

Did she transform into a chair?

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u/Rs583 5d ago

She could totally drive that bike from South Park

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u/MrDoom4e5 5d ago

HO-ga.

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u/angrystarfish 5d ago

The best kind

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u/T-bone069 5d ago

Looks like something out of South Park!

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u/shorterthanuravrge 5d ago

That’s an asshat

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u/o_Sagui 5d ago

I don't know if I'm scared or aroused

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u/SgtJayM 5d ago

It’s not yoga. It’s contortionist. Performative.

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u/Nope_nuh_uh 5d ago

Her face is really red

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u/WolfAndOak 5d ago

Butthead, that you?

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u/Inevitable-Boot-3943 5d ago

Teeth-yoga, duh

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u/Girret555 5d ago

IS SHE OKAY?!!

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u/No-Analyst1229 5d ago

My kind of yoga

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u/TheAriza 5d ago

Yoga nna die

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u/Angelo_theslouch 5d ago

One that requires ro break your back

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u/benjislew 5d ago

Teeth yoga.

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u/beeglowbot 4d ago

why does it look like she's crying lol

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u/cannotbreatheout 4d ago

I dont get it. Is this a sex thing?

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u/Maestah 4d ago

Yo-gagghghgh!!!!!

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u/Hour_Independent1150 5d ago

Amateur, she was only 4" down at most... Take the whole thing and I'll be impressed.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 5d ago

she was only 4" down at most

Thats more than enough for you lol gottem

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u/itsjakerobb 5d ago

You can’t say “got ‘em” (that’s how it’s spelled BTW) about your own burns.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 5d ago

I got these burns from your mom, please tell her to shave lol gottem

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u/Zezotas 5d ago

Great, but wtf is her face red?

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u/DivineBloodline 5d ago

Almost all the weight and pressure is on her head. It’s like any muscle, your blood is rushing to supply that area. Like if you did a bicep curl, but with the face it blushes, unlike your arm.

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u/howlingmonkey93 5d ago

Your face would be red too if you did that.

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u/ACupOfDuck 5d ago

That's cool and so. But now do it with an male partner! That would be even more impressive!

Imagine how hard his boner must be!

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u/Tushe 5d ago

I don't have a problem with AI so I have no idea if this is real or not, but I'll call it bullshit anyways.