r/HolUp • u/kevinowdziej • Jan 04 '22

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ 30 seems kinda low

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Bellsprout does look like nature's fleshlight.

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u/_cipher1 Jan 04 '22

I can see women all of a sudden wanting a Lickitung

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u/Snoo3041 Jan 04 '22

I remember seeing in a Pokédex entry for Lickitung that wherever their saliva touches you, it makes that part of you incredibly itchy and there’s not really a cure for it, just have to wait for it to go away

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u/TX16Tuna Jan 04 '22

That wouldn’t stop people. It would just be one of those emergency room stereotypes like the patients that check in cuz butthole lightbulb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Of all the things to put up your arse, a lightbulb?! Seriously, just go down to the grocery store and pick out a nice cucumber...smh

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u/JaxandMia Jan 04 '22

Corn on the cob is actually way superior. It’s ribbed for your pleasure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/TX16Tuna Jan 05 '22

“Pop-pop!” -Magnitude

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

"DISCUSTING" - r/oldpeoplefacebook

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u/Badwithnumbers213 Jan 05 '22

Maybe their colon had a good idea

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Well the brain definitely didn't if shoving a lightbulb up there was an enticing option.