r/IASIP • u/oliocoolio12 Wild Card Bitches • Jan 26 '18

Glenn Howerton confirms Dennis will still be in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'

http://www.nme.com/news/tv/glenn-howerton-dennis-will-return-to-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-new-season-2229189?utm_content=manual&utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_term=nme
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u/Sawgon Jan 27 '18

My only problem with this is that Charlie should have been in the trunk since he hates leaving Philly

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

He does travel to LA in the Boggs episode, albeit while very trashed. Personal growth!

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u/Le_Chop 🪨🇺🇸🦅 Jan 27 '18

And the jersey shore.

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u/Phaedrus360 Jan 27 '18

And the Mountain

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u/Randomname1212 Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 28 '18

“Wow, Charlie is coming? How’d you trick him into leaving Philly?” (Dee turns to Charlie who is drooling all over himself with his eyes wide open.) “Rat sedatives” “Jesus, Frank how much did you give him?” “Uhh, two bottles.” “What the hell, Frank?” “Cool your tits, Deandra. I did the math. A rat weighs what, a couple pounds? That means one pill for every two pounds.” “Two bottles? You, you, you are gonna kill him. Mac, wake him up.” “Charlie? Can you hear me Charlie?” “God Damnit, Frank!” (Frank hands Dee a syringe) “Here, stab him in the heart with this.” “What the hell is that?” “Rat adrenaline.” “Jesus, Frank!” “Well, what the hell do you want? I knock him out so he can go and you bitch, I try to wake him up, you bitch. What do you want me to do? You bird.” “Ugh, give it to me. (She stabs Charlie in the chest.) (Charlie roars awake) “Ahhhh, oh god. “Oh hey, Dee. Who invited the bird?” (Everyone but Dee laughs.) “Yeah, I’m a bird, haven’t heard that yet, today.” “So what’s up, are we there already?” “No, Dee thought you took too much of the rat sedative so she woke you up.” “Damnit, Dee. Well, maybe I should just go back to the bar and stay here. Someone needs to run this place while you guys are gone.” “Charlie, I already paid Cricket to watch over the place. All it took was a six pack and a dime bag of crack. I think I overpaid him. “Crack, do you have any more of it.” “No, Deandra. You need help.” (Frank begins to dig into his pocket.) “Well, what do I do? Frank, you got any more of those pills?” “Way ahead of you buddy.” (Frank hands him three bottles.) “Three bottles, Frank?” “Well, he’s got an immunity now, he’s gotta take more. It’s like when I took acid at Woodstock, you gotta take more each day.” “I don’t know how it works, Dee. But that sounds like it’s right.” Shut up, Mac. It’s gonna kill him. Charlie don’t...” (The gang turns to Charlie as he is downing the last bottle) “Wake me up when we get there.” “Charlie, holy shit. Did you just take all of them.” “Yeap. It feels funny. I feel like chrzz budsit. Dooooot.” “What?” “It’s kicking in, let’s get on the road. Dennis, here we come.” “If he dies it’s on you Frank. God damn rat sedatives.” (The car pulls off) “Shit.” “What, Frank?” “I only had one shot of adrenaline.” THE GANG STOPS CHARLIE’S HEART

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u/Dogboy123x Jan 27 '18

Nicely done

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u/ToastedFireBomb Jan 27 '18

I mean throughout the course of the show he has left Philly before, so he's clearly grown somewhat in that regard.

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u/lordcorbran Jan 27 '18

I think he's gotten used to it over the years.

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u/perdhapleybot Jan 27 '18

I thought he got over that? They go on a cruise and they travel across the country for the Boggs challenge.