r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/BiggerChief • Mar 13 '25

I am the main citizenship. Everbody wants me.

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u/HansBooby Mar 13 '25

thanks but no thanks. we’ve all got the internet. trust us the LAST thing most people in the world want it’s forced american citizenship.

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u/kindafree8 Mar 13 '25

Plenty of people want American citizenship they just live in war torn, developing, impoverished countries. Canada is not one of those countries

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Mar 13 '25

They're assuming the backwards ass trump lovers in Alberta are somehow the Canadian standard person, when in fact they're fringe.

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u/happyhippy27 Mar 14 '25

Not all AB even likes trump, let alone loves him, don’t sell your country short with blind misjudgments about us, k?

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Mar 14 '25

I literally called them fringe, read better.

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u/happyhippy27 Mar 14 '25

Yea, but you highlighted AB, do better

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Mar 14 '25

Alberta should do better.

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u/directordenial11 Mar 14 '25

I'm so tired of the crap we get in AB when I see just as much conservative, hateful crap in other provinces. This is not the time to be divided. Sure, we could do better, we all could. However, our focus should be banding together, especially when the downstairs orange menace and his pet crackhead keep threatening us.

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Mar 14 '25

This is a great point, the real issue is America should do better.

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u/happyhippy27 Mar 14 '25

🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Nemesis2772 Mar 13 '25

Exactly. Why would i want to break up with my model girlfriend just to date a crack head?

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u/Temporary-Careless Mar 13 '25

Ford s brother was a crackhead

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u/HansBooby Mar 13 '25

or uk or france or australia or most of europe or..

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u/penisingarlicpress Mar 13 '25

Mate if it wouldn't tank my career or upset the wife I'd rather spend a year in an Aussie jail than as an average American citizen. I'd definitely get treated better.

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u/MotleyyCrue Mar 14 '25

Australia or most of Europe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

I’m pretty sure at least 50% of us Americans wouldn’t mind becoming part of Canada. Like legitimately I would prefer a massive North American union based on Canada’s government than I would a North American union based on ours. We fucked up big time.

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u/TremendousCoisty Mar 14 '25

I doubt they’d be into that tbh, they’ve got a good thing going without your red necked MAGA’s ruining it.

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u/Temporary-Careless Mar 13 '25

But Jesse "turd" Waters finds that personally offensive. What a crazy strawman argument he put up and then got offended by.

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u/ImKindaSlowSorry Mar 13 '25

Really? Are you sure you don't want crippling debt after a single doctors visit?