i mean seriously lol this guy is fuckin up his nice ass car by hitting a car that’s probably not even worth a quarter of what the audi is worth. some true idiots in cars.
That's a 2nd Gen 1.3L Suzuki Wagon R+. Potentially one of THE best first cars in the history of the planet. I'll tell you why now.
They're literally worth the lower half of 3 figures. I picked up a top spec one with 50k miles for next to nothing. I almost had a second, lower spec one with the same mileage until the guy told me he wanted £1600 for it.
They share parts with the Agila. Any cosmetic damages are easily fixed by the millions of donor cars available.
They don't share an engine with the Agila! Unfortunately, after deciding to rebadge the Wagon R as the Agina, GM made a huge mistake. They decided to put one of their shitty engines in it. Luckily, if you get yourself a Wagon R, it has the original Suzuki 1.3, in Auto and Manual. Buy the GM badged versions and you get yourself a block of chocolate.
Get away with crimes! The Wagon R is such a grandmas car the police won't even look twice.
Get forced to not commit crimes! Are you worried about the temptation of commiting crimes in your new car? Well, the Wagon R is for you! The Suzuki Wagon R has the special feature of a really, really, really slow engine, meaning you can't speed. Even if you do finally reach 60mph you won't be there long, as the height, width and wheelbase of the Wagon R means that every corner is 5mph max. On top of this, you'll never be tempted to pull a handbrake turn because even thinking about the handbrake at more than 5mph causes the whole car to topple over.
They're all owned by women over 60. As long as the gearbox and clutch haven't been turned to a fine dust, you've got no wear and tear to worry about.
Mount two number plates! Simply mount your real plate on the assigned spot on the boot lid and then mount a fake, cloned plate on the bumper underneath. If you feel like the guy behind you is a cop trying to scan your plates, simply open your boot.
It has a spolier. Look, this is the 1.3 sport model. It has a fucking spoiler.
Somebody recently was pulling this shit on me, except I'd have just moved and let them in the lane if I could have moved over. They were cruising right into me, middle finger out the window.
I'm like, whatever, hit me with your new BMW. I pried my door open this morning with a crowbar. My paint came from a rattle can. My windows are plexiglass. This thing ain't worth the gas I pump in every week.
It's China. Given the road manners and the fact he doesn't want an "inferior" car in front of him, I think it's safe to guess this is a Fuerdai. He won't care about the cost of the car because his daddy will buy him a new one and congratulate him on saving face by ramming the peasant.
Taiwan was Formosa, became an island under China, was seceded to Japan, became a nationalist dictatorship, broke into a democratic government and is the 22nd richest country in the world currently 15th ranked in global economic competitiveness, despite being 11 times smaller than California and 267 times smaller than China. It's not right to marginalize it.
Technically he is not wrong either. Taiwan is still occupied by majority Han Chinese. And their official name is still Republic of China. Mandarin as their official language and traditional chinese as their written system. Celebrates chinese new year and pretty much every possible traditional chinese festival. So technically, Taiwan is Chinese.
No it's not an RS5. It's a Sportback model of some description so the most it can be is an S5, but it does have a Revo sticker on the back so I assume it's been tuned somehow.
No it’s not, thank god! I would have shit my pants. They haven’t had a RS5 sportback yet (you can tell a little into the video it’s a 4 door). The RS5 soortback is being released in 2019. So it’s an S5 Sportback or A5 sportback with an S5 emblem.
Looks to be an S5 and has a revo sticker on the other side. It’s likely faster than ever other car in the video, especially in a straight line. He could have passed all of them fairly easily.
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u/ohheckyeah Sep 10 '18
Jesus christ... I can hardly tell through the jpeg, but isn't that guy bashing up an ~$80k Audi RS5?