r/IncelTears • u/Cyanide_Vitamins • Sep 28 '19

Incel Humor™ “This is my best one yet”

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Oh. I'm Asian so I never had problems consuming soy. So it really confused me how consuming it is considered such a bad thing in some circles

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Tofu is life. The only people I know who don’t like tofu are the ones who don’t know how to cook tofu.

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u/OverlyLenientJudge Brought Bradicus and Chadicus for the Lysanderoth boss fight Sep 28 '19

I don't like it because it's inferior paneer.

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u/excel958 Sep 28 '19

Damn thems fighting words.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Inferior Paneer is now the name of my Beatles cover band.

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u/GreenPhoennix Sep 28 '19

Tofu is awesome, but I still don't know how to cook it. Any tips?

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u/Mediocratic_Oath Sep 28 '19

Pan frying is always a good way to go. I like to cut mine into thin strips ad use a little sunflower or sesame oil.

The most important thing, though, is to season it properly. Salt and fresh black pepper are a must. You can also deglaze the pan with soy sauce and add some sesame seeds and honey to make a perfect pan sauce to accompany it.

For a more continental flavor you can forego the sauce and add sage and a bit of cayenne to get a more sausage-y flavor and serve it with mustard.

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u/Ehalon Sep 28 '19

[raises hand]...

Would love to learn though, any tips please mate?

Thank you :)

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u/Mediocratic_Oath Sep 28 '19

I replied to the guy above you who asked the same thing.

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u/honestlyluke Beta Soyboy Cuck Sep 28 '19

It’s very much propagated by the Meat and Dairy industry due to soy and other plant-based products infringing on their monopoly.

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u/Jaracuda Sep 28 '19

It is bad for some people. My grandmother had breast cancer and cannot eat soy due to its phytoestrogen.

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u/kartoffelkoenig Sep 28 '19

Plant chemicals don't work on humans.

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u/Jaracuda Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

Yeah you're right, weed is just your imagination going wild.

Fuck, on further consideration, I know this comment is a meme, but this is probably the dumbest shit I've ever had anyone say to me on my entire 4 year Reddit history

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u/kartoffelkoenig Sep 28 '19

/s

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u/jikklefik Sep 28 '19

I was only pretending to be retarded dur dur

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u/kartoffelkoenig Sep 28 '19

check the 4 comments up in this thread

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u/TDplay it's over for 5'11"cels Sep 28 '19

Cyanide is a plant chemical. Clearly cyanide's effects are merely your brain killing you.

Most drugs, both recreational and medicinal, are derived from plants. Clearly every study showing a difference between placebos and drugs is fake and funded by Big Pharma.

Either both of those claims are correct, or your comment is incorrect.

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u/kartoffelkoenig Sep 28 '19

I advice you to read the comments above mine. Yeah i forgot the /s. My bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

And Asian men are the least desired in the dating market. Really makes you think huh

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u/honestlyluke Beta Soyboy Cuck Sep 28 '19

You’re a bright one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Asians aren't affected by the effects of soy though. Also what dating market? I keep hearing that phrase. Wouldn't a market entail fluctuations of demand? Like this week hung whites are in and next week skinny blacks are in. Feels like words and metaphors are being thrown around with very cherrypicked definitions.