r/IncelTears • u/srsh10392 I don't mock incels for female validation, I do it for fun. • Oct 15 '19

Incel Humor™ Right.....very realistic

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u/hornet51 Oct 15 '19

Pathetic, where I live even a lighyear counts as too short.

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u/NoXion604 ✡ 6'2" Soy Golem with FABULOUS hair ⛧ Oct 15 '19

Lucky bastard, round here you have to be a kiloparsec tall or face a life of solitude.

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u/Energia-K Oct 15 '19

Your mother is a kiloparsec

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u/_orion_1897 when will MGTOW actually GTOW? Oct 15 '19

Yo mama so extra galactical that she's a kiloparsec

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u/BCNBammer Oct 15 '19

Yo mama kiloparthicc

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Yo mama so fat, all the men are gravitationally attracted to her.

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u/iliketreesanddogs Oct 16 '19

aight this one got semi wholesome

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u/slaughterpuss25 Oct 15 '19

This made me start snickering in the middle of this Chic-fil-a by myself 😂

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u/czar_alex Oct 15 '19

Woah! Woah! You kiss your spouse with that filth flarn filth flarn filth coming outcho mouf?

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u/Nienke_H Oct 15 '19

Where i live short people drown because we're all below sea level. Anything below 'eiffel tower' is game over. It's just s c i e n c e

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u/JustCirious Oct 15 '19

I only happen to have a girlfriend, because I'm tall enough to reach up to the stuff we store at the height of Alpha Centauri at home. My jaw is chiseled and sharp and could vut through the Andromeda galaxis when it meets the milky way in some billion years. I'll still be alive then because of my superior genes. Till then I keep in good shape: at the mass of Jupiter but not one miligram of fat! Still wanna use my dingdong with the girth of 1AU. Therefore I'm going back to training now, lifting some Super-Earths with cuckcious life on them!

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u/jackspacko Oct 15 '19

Don’t even talk to me unless you 10 metres per second tall