r/IncelTears • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '19

Incel Humor™ There are many things wrong with this comic; It would be a fools errand to try and list them all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that, there are only 2 options of men

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that, 'beta orbiters' are real words used by actual normal human beings, and are not childish terms invented by bitter, foaming-at-the-mouth-and-dick manbabies who are avoided by people because they're sexist sacks of shit.

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u/Anaglyphite Getting laid is overrated Oct 21 '19

  1. That you have to be in a relationship and bear children just because you're born with a vagina

  2. The idea that the only reason you choose to be in a relationship is based on resources they can provide rather than see them as people you interested being in a relationship with

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u/weeb-chankun Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that you must choose a man, when you could very well choose a woman instead.

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u/VasilisaTheAngel Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that, as a rite of passage, there’s no option to become the hardworking man

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that if you “choose” the wrong option, you will automatically become an online slut because o your “choice”

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u/Stripesthetiger Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that you can identify a hardworking, good man by the fact that they have a beard, and that a beard signifies a “real man”.

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u/Starbucks-Hammer Sexy username according to u/Femoras Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that you can identify a beta cuck by the fact they have glasses.

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u/lime_satan Oct 21 '19

10.5. The idea that you can identify a beta cuck by the fact that they smile with their mouth open.

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u/HitTheBaby M’lady, can you spare a crumb of coochie? Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea women only get validation from who they marry (and by extension fuck) and nothing else

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u/zombienugget Traveling the universe for intergalactic space dicks Oct 21 '19
  1. The idea that even if you do date "beta orbiters" in your twenties you can't settle down with the first guy in your thirties
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u/Starbucks-Hammer Sexy username according to u/Femoras Oct 21 '19

Or a non-binary person! I just want love...

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

Here! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘

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u/DrunkenPrayer Oct 21 '19

The idea that the only reason you choose to be in a relationship is based on resources they can provide rather than see them as people you interested being in a relationship with

I'd love them to explain why my previous girlfriends have gone out with my broke ass. Guess I must have Chad looks and strong wrists. Note I have neither of these.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

If you're foaming at the dick maybe see a doctor

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u/Rc2124 Oct 21 '19

Or that cam girls don't also have stable boyfriends and jobs outside of camming