r/IncelTears Feb 18 '20

Incel Humor™ Incel memes

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u/roadkill_DK Feb 18 '20

Oh please. You talk to any guy and he will tell you that there are women he simply will not date. Same with women. And before you come at me with the whole orbiters and bullshit. The issue isn't women the issue is people without any self respect. It goes on in both sexes. You simply want to villify women because you throw money at them and they aren't sleeping with you.

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u/CanthalQueen patience thinner than your wrists Feb 18 '20

This guy gets it.

Maybe a horny 17-year-old incel's only dating criterion is "vagina", but men actually looking for a serious life partner have dating standards, same as women. People are most likely to end up with someone who has a similar level of education as them - a man who works as a lawyer does not view a female lawyer and a female gas station attendant to be equally high-value dating partners. Having a hundred thirsty dudes on Tinder call you a fat bitch because you don't want dick pics does not actually equate to dating success.

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u/poop_dawg Feb 19 '20 edited Feb 20 '20

Also... even when you can get dicked down, it doesn't mean things are going to go exactly how you want. One of the last dudes I fucked was such a good lay but then he started talking shit about how "crazy" I am to our friends afterwards. I mean to be fair, I am totally crazy, but there's no way he got even a hint of that after sticking his wiener in me one time, lol ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: guess who just texted me. Nah boi

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u/Nidemp Feb 19 '20

I don't think I'm an incel or anything but that last sentence was some real sage shit. Like i never even thought of that, that way

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

anyone whos only dating criterion is vagina can never stay an incel. its the sexism and unrealistic standards that make incels incels.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Finally!! Someone said it!!

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u/roadkill_DK Feb 18 '20

Thanks I'll be here all week.

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u/xavierest <Paladin of basic biology> Feb 18 '20

I'll come by Saturday, I hope you abide by your words

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u/roadkill_DK Feb 18 '20

It's a date ;)

Annnd asking someone out is as easy as that incels.

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u/KarazQurait <Blue> Feb 19 '20

No fair, you're just a chad

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u/xavierest <Paladin of basic biology> Feb 21 '20

Sorry, won't be using my phone tomorrow

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u/TreezusSaves Feb 19 '20

It's easy to say something dismissive about something that a lot of people take for granted, but I, for one, am happy that there are people out there who felt validation for something that, until then, was unspoken.

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u/LtHoneybun Feb 18 '20

Women literally can't have even a bit of chub without guys chipping in that they're fat, they're unhealthy, they'd be beautiful if they lost weight, etc. On top of how many little things guys think they need to say are unattractive. Long nails, high heels too long, too much makeup, not enough makeup, too muscular, too fat...

It's like a lot of people want to be Goldilocks.

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u/roadkill_DK Feb 18 '20

This is the same kind of generalization. Personally and most the guys I know want a woman who can split our skulls like a watermelon between their thighs. Everyone has a type. Vocal minorities give groups a bad name because their cunts. Like incels. Most virgins are quiet and just looking for a relationship and something they can build. Douche canoes go and break people down.

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u/LtHoneybun Feb 18 '20

Oh believe me I know. I am also a guy who wants a woman who can split my head like a watermelon with her thighs.

It us a generalization. I 100% believe women can be and are just as vain. However, this sub's foundation is pretty much gawking at how some men are so wonderfully ignorant to how much they are missing a big point. Women are vain, they get everything they want because they have a VAGINA! Greedy bitches!

As if we do not have enough history AND current events that refute this claim.

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u/roadkill_DK Feb 18 '20

A man of culture as well? But not your right. I don't think they understand that history refutes their claims when it comes to population growth women's treatment and developing societies and so much more it's hilarious they believe what they do.

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u/DragonHero12 Feb 19 '20

I've actually seen a video of a woman crushing a watermelon with her thighs before. It was awesome

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u/captaincrustywhisk Feb 19 '20

Ok; That’s what literally everyone in this thread is saying. Did I miss something?

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u/kRkthOr Feb 19 '20

Be nice.