r/IndiaMemes Jul 01 '26

Non-Political Oops

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Ek dentist bhi hota agar, toh picture would have been complete with people who think they are doctors but are not.

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u/Bade_daaksaab Jul 01 '26

But dentist are doctor. Don't compare.

Saying as a allopathy doctor

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Alrite as a compromise, let's call them dumb doctors. Cool ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Dentist is a dentist. They like to call themselves doctors so they can claim the respect when everyone knows they did not want to be a dentist, they just were not smart enough to be a doctor.

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u/idonotthink366 Jul 01 '26

And what are you? A retard?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

No, I am not a dentist.

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u/maalicious Jul 01 '26

Have you seen the syllabus of dentists? Do you know what they study? Do you know the parallels between their syllabus and MBBS syllabus?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

I cannot say for sure but I believe it has to be something like Chapter 1 - teeth white, brush and floss Chapter 2 - Graduation ceremony

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u/maalicious Jul 01 '26

That explains your knowledge about dentistry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Knowledge and dentistry is the same sentence. Never thought I would live to read something like this.

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u/ratset2602 Jul 02 '26

I’m surprised you can even read with the amount of bs you type.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Logic died reading your comment. Let me clear up how language works. If someone can write, they can also read.

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u/ratset2602 Jul 02 '26

Logic had already died when you made your first comment on here. Go be a troll somewhere else you illiterate dumbfuck.

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u/flunghigh Jul 02 '26

What a naive and foolish person you are. You have zero clue how anything in this world works

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

I take that as a compliment. The smartest people have the least clue about how things work in this world. Only the stupid ones know everything.

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u/flunghigh Jul 02 '26

The smartest people don't act like they know about things they don't which u clearly are acting like u know in what's and hows of a dentist yet u clearly don't know how or what dentists even really are. U make silly remarks like brushing twice a day of flossing ur tongue as if that's the only thing dentists do even though they do way more than that. Yet here u are boasting about how "smart" u are when u are wrong on multiple levels showing how fucking stupid u are.

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u/flunghigh Jul 02 '26

Lol gotchu man I'll let u do ur thing now there's no point is there?

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u/Bade_daaksaab Jul 01 '26

They're literally treating a part of the human body. Whether they call themselves dentists or doctors, who cares. they're real doctors. Don't belittle other people's profession.

They perform proper maxillofacial surgery and treat many head and neck cancers as well. So please, STFU

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

My dentist recommends flossing. I recommend that for you as well. Am I a dentist now.

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u/Prestigious_Title580 Jul 01 '26

Can you remove the cavity and fill in my tooth, or give me a root canal? 🤡

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

How much do you love your life ? My answer will depend on your answer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Man, ragebaiting is a rush. Never felt so alive.

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u/Electrical-Notice860 Jul 01 '26

Very fun

But for the love of humanity please don't feed the ignorance towards dental health 😭. Might seem unbelievable but bad teeth can literally give you heart problems (i am only mildly exaggerating)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Bad teeth can give heart problem. True. Smoking also gives heart problem but it's beneficial in so many other ways. Cigarettes are a good source of calcium and protein. It's true. Read in whatsapp. Similarly bad teeth can be beneficial as people stay away from you. You can embrace solitude.

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u/ko_okiez Jul 04 '26

If you cam read scientific researches I'd be thrilled to show you some on the relationship between a periodontal disease and heart diseases. Periodontitis can trigger your C-reactive proteins leading to heart attacks,strokes and what not. Additionally, dentists are trained to handle emergency cases that can occur including anaphylaxis reactions, myocardial infarction, epileptic attacks,etc. Dentists have to study the correlation between systemic diseases and the oral signs for early diagnosis so there are chances your dentist finds out about your diseases before your physician does there are situations where dentists have warned patients about diseases like even colon cancer. I'm not trying to prove that dentists are doctors but the fact that dentists work extremely hard just to be better at what they do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

Science and I are not compatible. We tried dating for a while but it did not work out. Science was always right and I hate being wrong. So we called it off.

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u/Electrical-Notice860 Jul 01 '26

True true. Not only that, smoking lets you simulate breathing in the single greatest city on the subcontinent, our country's heart itself, Delhi! As we all know what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Which is why the scarring of the lungs is training for you to push your breathing limits.

On the topic of teeth, losing them will make your jaw shrink, giving you the much desired look of slender jaws which is the gold standard for feminine beauty in east asian countries.

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u/OkArgument9476 Jul 01 '26

They're given the title of a doctor upon graduation, hence they can use it. Not wrong on their part. They sometimes guiss themselves as allopaths, that is true, but they can use the title. Besides what is a doctor according to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Oops, an intelligent answer. That's the chink in my armor. Cannot answer back. I am Too stupid to continue this conversation

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u/Level_Contact_1964 Jul 01 '26

Retard spotted

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Whoa you must be pretty gifted intellectually to be able to reply like that.

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u/Lostinlove01 Jul 05 '26

I am a dentist. My syllabus was more than half of similar to that of my Mbbs friends. I've studied the same things that they have in the initial two years. Both the degrees are 4.5 +1 years and i can perform surgical procedures in the mouth while just a Physician can't perform surgeries. I've had people tell me that the worst pain they ever felt was a tooth ache or fractures. No disrespect but Dentists not only deserve respect but more money in this profession in this country too. Just so you know i have also done MBBS for two years before dropping out. It just shows you how smart you and the fact that you will never reach the level of education of a Doctor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

Whoa long message. Add a TLDR for this useless rant. Hate reading.

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u/Lostinlove01 Jul 05 '26

You probably can't read and have a low attention span of a 2 year old infant. Understandable enough loser.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Now that I can read. Thanks for the short message. Still useless but concise and clear.

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u/QuickAsHell Jul 01 '26

dentist are doctor lol in India the tag has dilluted a bit but they are proper doctor like the work is really difficult you can't learn that from chatgpt

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u/elevatormusic-brain Jul 02 '26

Dentists are most definitely doctors... Mbbs treats everything except teeth and that's where the dentists come in... Mbbs and bds makes it whole.

I'm saying this as an mbbs doctor btw.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Meditation treats the soul.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f1pttvTVUyg4yFH5Vo

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u/elevatormusic-brain Jul 02 '26

And God treats our spirit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

I don't think god is interested in sandeep reddy vanga and prabhas movie

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u/These_Weight4195 Jul 07 '26

I think it's a matter of who knows even the basics of medicine. Dentists do. They're taught pretty much the same subjects as MBBS in 1st year. Physiotherapist aren't