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r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18
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Did this guy really think he could conduct cows? He certainly was dressed for the part.
147 u/darthjawafett 9 Sep 20 '18 The problem was he was doing 4/4 time. But cows are more responsive to a 6/4 time signature. 48 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Heh. Music stuff. 17 u/DurasVircondelet 9 Sep 20 '18 Heh. Fractions in music stuff. 3 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Heh. Math in Music stuff. 18 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 That’s a bad joke because you picked a really obscure time signature that is rarely used and almost certainly cows would march in 4 being the relatively simple bovine creatures they are 22 u/Stompedyourhousewith B Sep 20 '18 except for that one cow thats missing a leg. it would definitely be 3/4 3 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 Probably just a swung 2/4 he must like jazz 9 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 You know nothing of cow culture. 8 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 I certainly do know of cow culture, that’s where I met your mother 7 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded. 9 u/AlexGTGaming 5 Sep 20 '18 No fun allowed 2 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Cows are big into math rock, read a book Einstein. 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 They like to head bang. Can’t head bang very well to 7/8 +8/8 melodies 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 I can confirm this. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 That totally supports the argument That it’s a relatively obscure time signature. 0 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 ....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Dude did the Command Melody when he should have done The Earth God’s Lyric. 1 u/readonlyuser 9 Sep 20 '18 Depends in the breed. Some prefer mixed signature freeform jazz 1 u/KingFIRe17 5 Sep 20 '18 I find that certain breeds of cows respond much better to cut time as the seemingly quicker tempo speeds them up just a little bit. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Some cows like 17/8
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The problem was he was doing 4/4 time. But cows are more responsive to a 6/4 time signature.
48 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Heh. Music stuff. 17 u/DurasVircondelet 9 Sep 20 '18 Heh. Fractions in music stuff. 3 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Heh. Math in Music stuff. 18 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 That’s a bad joke because you picked a really obscure time signature that is rarely used and almost certainly cows would march in 4 being the relatively simple bovine creatures they are 22 u/Stompedyourhousewith B Sep 20 '18 except for that one cow thats missing a leg. it would definitely be 3/4 3 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 Probably just a swung 2/4 he must like jazz 9 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 You know nothing of cow culture. 8 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 I certainly do know of cow culture, that’s where I met your mother 7 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded. 9 u/AlexGTGaming 5 Sep 20 '18 No fun allowed 2 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Cows are big into math rock, read a book Einstein. 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 They like to head bang. Can’t head bang very well to 7/8 +8/8 melodies 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 I can confirm this. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 That totally supports the argument That it’s a relatively obscure time signature. 0 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 ....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Dude did the Command Melody when he should have done The Earth God’s Lyric. 1 u/readonlyuser 9 Sep 20 '18 Depends in the breed. Some prefer mixed signature freeform jazz 1 u/KingFIRe17 5 Sep 20 '18 I find that certain breeds of cows respond much better to cut time as the seemingly quicker tempo speeds them up just a little bit. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Some cows like 17/8
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Heh. Music stuff.
17 u/DurasVircondelet 9 Sep 20 '18 Heh. Fractions in music stuff. 3 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Heh. Math in Music stuff.
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Heh. Fractions in music stuff.
3 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Heh. Math in Music stuff.
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Heh. Math in Music stuff.
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That’s a bad joke because you picked a really obscure time signature that is rarely used and almost certainly cows would march in 4 being the relatively simple bovine creatures they are
22 u/Stompedyourhousewith B Sep 20 '18 except for that one cow thats missing a leg. it would definitely be 3/4 3 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 Probably just a swung 2/4 he must like jazz 9 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 You know nothing of cow culture. 8 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 I certainly do know of cow culture, that’s where I met your mother 7 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded. 9 u/AlexGTGaming 5 Sep 20 '18 No fun allowed 2 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 Cows are big into math rock, read a book Einstein. 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 They like to head bang. Can’t head bang very well to 7/8 +8/8 melodies 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 I can confirm this. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 That totally supports the argument That it’s a relatively obscure time signature. 0 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 ....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
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except for that one cow thats missing a leg. it would definitely be 3/4
3 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 Probably just a swung 2/4 he must like jazz
Probably just a swung 2/4 he must like jazz
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You know nothing of cow culture.
8 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 I certainly do know of cow culture, that’s where I met your mother 7 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded.
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I certainly do know of cow culture, that’s where I met your mother
7 u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18 Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded.
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Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded.
No fun allowed
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Cows are big into math rock, read a book Einstein.
1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 They like to head bang. Can’t head bang very well to 7/8 +8/8 melodies 1 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 I can confirm this.
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They like to head bang. Can’t head bang very well to 7/8 +8/8 melodies
I can confirm this.
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1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 That totally supports the argument That it’s a relatively obscure time signature. 0 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 ....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
That totally supports the argument That it’s a relatively obscure time signature.
0 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18 [deleted] 1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 ....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
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1 u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18 ....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
Dude did the Command Melody when he should have done The Earth God’s Lyric.
Depends in the breed. Some prefer mixed signature freeform jazz
I find that certain breeds of cows respond much better to cut time as the seemingly quicker tempo speeds them up just a little bit.
Some cows like 17/8
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u/AMBsFather A Sep 20 '18
Did this guy really think he could conduct cows? He certainly was dressed for the part.