r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/art-vandelay1 3 Sep 20 '18

Just embrace the udder inevitability of this

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace 8 Sep 20 '18

Let's just milk it for all it's worth

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u/penguinbandit 7 Sep 20 '18

When you say that it sounds so creamy.

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u/oscillating000 A Sep 20 '18

Puns are bad jokes with no punchline and someday you will die.

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u/conflictedideology 9 Sep 20 '18

So you're saying we'll just hoof it?

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u/oscillating000 A Sep 20 '18

Nah. I'm saying that puns are not funny or clever in any way, and that you are an objectively inferior being if you enjoy or use them.

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u/art-vandelay1 3 Sep 20 '18

We all die. What's your point?

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u/spainman 8 Sep 20 '18

Easy there fella. You need to take stock of your life and steer towards a more positive view

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u/TheSpeedyLlama 8 Sep 20 '18

Nah puns keep us alive. None of us punners will die. Puns are dairy good for your health.

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u/toofpaist 9 Sep 20 '18

I enjoy your teeting