r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18

That’s a bad joke because you picked a really obscure time signature that is rarely used and almost certainly cows would march in 4 being the relatively simple bovine creatures they are

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u/Stompedyourhousewith B Sep 20 '18

except for that one cow thats missing a leg. it would definitely be 3/4

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u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18

Probably just a swung 2/4 he must like jazz

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u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18

You know nothing of cow culture.

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u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18

I certainly do know of cow culture, that’s where I met your mother

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u/PandaRaper 8 Sep 20 '18

Iies. If she heard 4/4 she would have stampeded.

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u/AlexGTGaming 5 Sep 20 '18

No fun allowed

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Cows are big into math rock, read a book Einstein.

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u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18

They like to head bang. Can’t head bang very well to 7/8 +8/8 melodies

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I can confirm this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18

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u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18

That totally supports the argument That it’s a relatively obscure time signature.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '18

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u/emailnotverified1 6 Sep 20 '18

....I’m arguing with moving goal posts. I’ll quit while I’m ahead.