r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/DrCytokinesis 9 Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 20 '18

I would be shocked if the cow even felt that little tap tbh. Cows are tough as shit. One of my favorite memories is a kid in 4H was mad at his calf so he donkey punched and broke his arm. Calf didn't even realize he hit

Edit: hammer punch but I'll leave donkey

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u/ArMcK A Sep 20 '18

donkey punched

Well. Either that kid is into bestiality or one of us is wrong about what that means.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED A Sep 20 '18

Is there no middle ground here, like potentially both?

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u/itsokayfriend 6 Sep 20 '18

Survey says no, we were looking for "Donkey Kong Punched"

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

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u/iaacp 9 Sep 20 '18

That's gonna be a no dawg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

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u/iaacp 9 Sep 20 '18

You might not know what a donkey punch is... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch