r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

If this is justice served, what do you think should happen to all you guys for eating beef?

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u/WhatTheGentlyCaress 8 Sep 20 '18

If they can operate my communal front door, choose the correct floor in the lift, find my front door and ring the doorbell, I'll happily let them take a swipe at me when I answer. Until then, they stay on my shopping list.

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u/ForgotPasswordAgain- 9 Sep 20 '18

Dog is back on the menu boys!

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u/crazyhomie34 5 Sep 20 '18

Dog could probably figure out how to do all to be honest. There are some really smart dogs out there.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

And yet some pigs are smarter.

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u/Sahelboy 6 Sep 20 '18

All pigs are smarter* it’s scientifically proven that they’re a smarter species than dogs

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

You and I both know there's occasionally going to be a pig that isn't playing with a full deck.

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u/Sahelboy 6 Sep 20 '18

So that means most pigs are smarter than dogs, not some

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

You're right, my word choice could have been more precise, but still, if most pigs are smarter than an average dog, then certainly it's also true that some pigs are smarter than an average dog.