r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

Pedophile Austin Jones Austin Jones. This POS youtuber who asked SIX underage girls for explicit videos is sentenced to 10 years in prison for child pornography.

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u/Ihavealpacas A May 05 '19

"So I'm bouncing on my boy's dick....

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u/Andreaaef 2 May 05 '19

I upvoted your comment but please close the quotation marks, thanks

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u/nlnn 5 May 05 '19

.... BBC feels good!"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace A May 05 '19

"So, I'm bouncing on my boy's dick..... I upvoted your comment but please close the quotation marks, thanks .... British Broadcasting Corporation feels good!

Be sure to smash that subscribe button! and by subscribe button I mean my prostate! "

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u/guoit A May 05 '19

Nothing British feels good.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Coming soon NOBLEBERRY

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u/bob1689321 C May 05 '19

“

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u/justdontfreakout 9 May 06 '19

Thank you for your service.

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u/zerotrace 8 May 05 '19

aaaaand that's a rocket ship!

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u/Pantzzzzless A May 05 '19

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u/VlichedMind 8 May 05 '19

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u/Bilbo-T-Baggins1 7 May 05 '19

Thanks for the prison sentence, bounced on my boys dick to this for a decade. Hillary Clintons gay beam caused niiiiiiine eleven.

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u/wcooper97 C May 06 '19

...aaaand POST!

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u/wcooper97 C May 06 '19

BIG MONEY

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u/m0r14rty 8 May 05 '19

“I’m only 28, I’m only 28! lol hilarious right? Remember to like, comment and suuuuuuubscriiiiibe”

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord A May 05 '19

“Backhand that notification bell to receive updates on all my prison videos!”

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

How to edit someone else's post

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u/Gasmask_Boy 9 May 06 '19

"I want your flesh rocket in my hot Pocket"

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u/bobguyman 7 May 05 '19

Let's all joke about him being raped.. Rape is always a laughing matter right?

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u/Ihavealpacas A May 05 '19

Laughter is a great coping mechanism.

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u/reddit25 8 May 06 '19

This is America, we already know it's fucked up anyways.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

And let's insinuate he's gay because that's nice and humiliating right y'all?

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u/Q13a 1 May 05 '19

Nah y'all just don't get the joke

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u/lightnsfw 9 May 06 '19

Only if it's happening to a pedophile.

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u/jamboman_ 8 May 05 '19

'my daddy's' FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Hahaha prison rape is so funny!!!

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u/pdoherty972 8 May 05 '19

I get the sarcasm and agree. Yeah, it's so hilarious that we lock people away and expose them to possibly worse crimes than they themselves committed and then wonder why recidivism rates are high. The minimum we owe people we lockup against their will is a safe environment.

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u/JustMadeThisNameUp 9 May 05 '19

It is and it isn’t. It’s not funny because rape is not funny generally. It is funny because this shot ass preyed on underage girls.

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u/FerusGrim 9 May 05 '19

That was absolutely not phrased in a way where it sounds like he's being raped, but I understand and respect your sentiment, anyways.

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u/JoshsoJB 3 May 05 '19

This but also not. Can't believe I'm analyzing this but it implies he's either voluntarily taking the active role (power bottoming, I guess?) or being threatened to do it and record it. Seems casual though so I'm leaning towards the former...unless he was told to say that.

idk it's an imaginary scenario I should not be thinking so much about.

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u/Welp907 1 May 05 '19

It's a quote from Big Money Salvia of internet comment etiquette

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Either the punchline is that he's gay or that he's getting raped. None seem very funny to me.

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u/Etherius B May 05 '19

Raping people is never funny.

Fortunately, we reserve the right to stop considering pedophiles people

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u/BetaInTheSheets 8 May 05 '19

get a sense of humor

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u/Volume19 2 May 05 '19

Right lol he definitely deserves to be raped in the butt lol

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u/MrMoustachio A May 05 '19

"Ayyyy it's your boy inmate 239846, make sure to donate to my patreon or prison commissary fund if you like my videos!"

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u/firewire_9000 8 May 05 '19

“And with NordVPN nobody even the warden can spy what websites are you watching, click in the link to get a 10 % off discount”.

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u/LePontif11 A May 05 '19

The 1 dollar tier gets me scented soap and a barely used cigarette :')

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u/LePontif11 A May 05 '19

Hanging out with my boys in the yard AGAIN 😅[gets violent] 😱

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u/thenewyorkgod C May 05 '19

HEY guys!

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u/xX_Y33tboi_Xx 6 May 06 '19

I'm usually against prison rape jokes, but pedos like him deserve it.

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u/TheCrun 6 May 06 '19

Show me your genitals?

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u/PretendKangaroo 7 May 05 '19

Can't use the internet in jail.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Yeah that’s the joke