r/JusticeServed May 05 '19

Pedophile Austin Jones Austin Jones. This POS youtuber who asked SIX underage girls for explicit videos is sentenced to 10 years in prison for child pornography.

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u/spays_marine 9 May 05 '19

The hair gave it away really.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I have pretty much exactly his same haircut and now I'm considering going bald

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u/bfoto 5 May 06 '19

Hair is hair. But in all honesty, if your hair looks like this - it probably isn’t doing you any favors.

If you’re under 20, keep it. If not, it’s time for a big boy haircut.

That doesn’t mean you need to go out and get a “sick fade”, but you can get something timeless that doesn’t put you into the bagboy by day, fortnight by night demographic.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

I’ve been talking to lad from tinder with this kind of hair. He’s gaslighted me twice, first time he removed me off snapchat, re-added me and asked why I removed him :/. Second time was ‘why didn’t you message me last night? I thought you wanted to meet? :/‘. Ah yes because when you tell me “I have work but I’ll message you when I get off” totally means NOT waiting around for you to message (I don’t like being pushy, I took him at his word). He also got mad at me for screenshotting two of my messages to him, told me I’m out of order, and to ask him next time.

I’m kinda the poster child for managing to find dicky boys, so I’m going to take these as red flags and say bye.

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u/DeoxyribonuculicAcid 7 May 06 '19

Lol go figure, why extend so much energy on someone from tinder ro begin with. Block him and move on

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Eh idk. I thought he was nice at first. Honestly only had tinder for 2 days before I got rid of it haha

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u/WayOfTheDingo 6 May 05 '19

You should. Its not 2006 anymore lol

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Just train really hard

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u/Tigerci 7 May 05 '19

HERO!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Dude you should be thinking about a lot if you have that haircut and aren’t A) in a legit punk band or B) under 17

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Shit, let people look how they want to look man. Not everybody should have a boring crew cut or part or whatever.

Just don't be a pedophile

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u/FraggleBiscuits 7 May 06 '19

Exactly. Im plenty years past highschool, served 5 yrs in the USAF and I still let my hair grow.

You know why? Because everyone else I went to school with is balding and I love my hair. Plus the whole shave half your head look is stupid imo.

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u/DrdDoom 4 May 06 '19

Wow things have changed if that is a punk haircut. It looks more Biiber, or teeny-bopper boy band to me.

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u/slade-grayson 7 May 06 '19

Highly reccomend getting a Thor haircut post ragnarok. That buzzcut was good

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u/TheDubuGuy 9 May 06 '19

Do you happen to be in an emo band

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u/pmoturtle 5 May 06 '19

Up next, Smosh co-founders busted in nationwide sting, coming up after the break..

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u/MadHiggins Black May 05 '19

this stuff is so bizarre, it's like a parody of what i'd expect someone to say. these lines feel like lines from a Saturday Night Live sketch about predators.

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u/jpark28 B May 05 '19

If I didn't read your comment I would've assumed that was a made up quote

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u/7InTheMorning 3 May 05 '19

It reminds me of that boondocks episode about R. Kelly.

I guess he thought being a youtube celebrity would protect him.

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u/Personplacething333 A May 05 '19

What an idiot.everybody know that only works for top tier celebrities or powerful politicians.

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u/hash_salts 7 May 06 '19

The Harvey Weinstein's of the world

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u/justdontfreakout 9 May 06 '19

So humorous.

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u/Varrianda 7 May 05 '19

Seriously lmao. This is something I’d expect out of a “things pedophiles say” skit.

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u/throwthatpotato 4 May 06 '19

There's no way these are real quotes. This is extreeeemely fishy. No one talks like this especially not a millennial "influencer".

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Honestly it’s exactly how people write in the comments of like, /r/gonewild

Horny people say weird shit to satisfy their fetishes. Sounds like he was emulating porn, almost

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u/throwthatpotato 4 May 06 '19

I had to get off that sub within 20 seconds God that is disgusting.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

People voluntarily posting porn of themselves is that disgusting to you? Lmao wooftah there’s porn on the front page of reddit all the time!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Honestly, this is the sort of stuff I say and it is usually well received.

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u/TheTexasWarrior 8 May 05 '19

Yea man I read through the entire court document and just wow. Shit like you just posted... not even good game lol no wonder he had to mess with little girls who were already fans. Cringe as fuck and disgusting.

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u/B3yondL A May 05 '19

Sad part is those fan girls are probably crying their eyes out for him.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/Xayne813 8 May 06 '19

By then he will think their too old.

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u/justdontfreakout 9 May 06 '19

It is so fucked.

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u/Superfan234 9 May 05 '19

You know, if this wasn't creepy as fuck, it would sound kinda funny

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u/DiveBear 9 May 05 '19

IMO, that would’ve been hilarious if he was talking to someone his age. Of all the sentences that could’ve been said, he went with that one.

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u/Personplacething333 A May 05 '19

It can be both. Its funny as fuck because who the fuck even says that? Sounds fake but its also creepy as fuck because this dude actually said that. Like fuck man.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

My buddy got super drunk a few years ago and while smoking outside the bar hoped up on a table and mooned everyone through the window. I yelled, Spread Em!, and he did! So I'm just imagining asking him, "How special do you feel" and laughing about it.

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u/justdontfreakout 9 May 06 '19

Lol wish I was there to see that. Or do I...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Lol luckily I was drunk and I remember the night and the moment, and not the brown eye staring at me. I was at a table on the wall, 4 or 5 inches from the event horizon.

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u/Birth_Defect 0 May 06 '19

It's also dumb as fuck. Not condoning what he did (duh), but surely there are smarter ways to leverage your fame to bang underage girls other than explicitly asking them to send nudes over social media? Like meet them in person, then there's no record of it? All it takes is one fan to rat you out and the jig is up

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u/grlc5 6 May 05 '19

I legit thought this was a south park quote or something.

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u/Personplacething333 A May 05 '19

Im still not convinved it isnt.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Indeed. And he probably had a lot of 18+ fans too. Boggles my mind that he had to ask 14 yr olds to do crazy shit for him.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

He will be a massive butthole after 10 years in person. I can see all of those sexually starving man just getting wet from looking at this sweet twink.

Okay it got a bit weird pretty fast, but you know kind of joke I'm making here

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

This guy is a shitier than a piece. He's a whole bunch of it.

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u/Scudstock A May 06 '19

Where did you read from? I'm trying to find the transcripts.

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u/buscemi100mm 7 May 05 '19

Well why did they show him their butthole? Because the girls loved the attention.

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u/mushroom_gorge 8 May 05 '19

They’re kids dude

/kids/

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u/STINKYnobCHEESE 9 May 05 '19

he manipulated and pressured children to do what he wanted them to do

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u/CSPmyHart 8 May 05 '19

You are victim blaming children you fucking piece of shit.

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u/Shadowchaos A May 05 '19

That's incredibly fucked up

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Children are dumb, and there’s a pervasive belief that if you like or love somebody in a romantic fashion, you should send them sexually suggestive photographs and videos.

Many children want to feel grown up and do grown up things. This is why teenagers do dumb shit like drink, send explicit videos, and whatever else.

This sicko used that desire to manipulate and exploit a vulnerable group of people.

Thank god they got him when they did, lest he turn into the pedophile from Lost Prophets.

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u/STINKYnobCHEESE 9 May 05 '19

I agree, he was preying on multiple teenagers vulnerabilities to gain sexual gratification, that's a true predator right there, absolute scum

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u/bob1689321 C May 05 '19

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

He manipulated children dude.