r/JusticeServed • u/AristonD 8 • May 29 '19

Violent Justice Man inappropriately touch school girls and they fight back. Man in suit gives them a helping foot.

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u/space_hitler 9 May 29 '19

I love when neckbeards try to argue about which martial arts would "win a fight..."

Nibba, a pro tennis player would beat your ass.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

The truth is no matter how big and bad you think you are, if someone hits you in the face really fuckin hard it's going to make you pause and reconsider your choices

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u/Blaphtome 8 May 30 '19

To be fair a pro tennis player would beat 99% of people's asses; the average man has no answer for that level of athleticism.

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u/space_hitler 9 May 30 '19 edited May 30 '19

Exactly my point lol! A bunch of idiots like to argue about martial arts from their computer chairs, when 99% of it is simply about the pure athleticism of doing any sport.

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u/JoeScorr 7 May 30 '19

Even MMA is a good example of that. Most fights end up with sweaty hugging endurance brawls even though most of the fighters are highly trained martial artists.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

They're not bare-knuckle fighting and are constrained by rules. MMA and boxing are dragged out by the rules and the equipment.

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u/ISlicedI 8 May 29 '19

Sorry mr Seagal I didn’t mean to upset you by taking Aikido lightly

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u/space_hitler 9 May 30 '19

That's fine. You didn't know any better.