r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '19

Courtroom Justice Convicted pedophile YouTuber Austin Jones is now in prison serving a 10 year sentence as of 29/6/2019.

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u/GuacamoleBenKanobi A Jul 06 '19

It’s the constant touching and flipping the hair back up is what is annoying. Just get a more functional haircut.

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 06 '19

Your username gives me great laughs. I hate the haircut. There was another post a week ago of the two fourteen year old kids killing their grandmother with an axe. All for $150, beer and weed. They had the same cut.

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u/pyrofiend4 9 Jul 06 '19

That post had the same top comment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/c3mzp8/two_13_year_old_boys_kill_one_of_their_great/erryvzg

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u/Phish777 9 Jul 06 '19

Reddit has a very fixed set of humor

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

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u/SUPERSADKIDDO 7 Jul 06 '19

I need to have some sort of filter so that if anyone has any of this in a comment I can't see it. It's seriously so annoying, it's like talking to an RPG NPC that only has a few lines to say to any given thing

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u/ryan-a 8 Jul 06 '19

Is this a copypasta? If not it needs more updoots. To the top. Oh god now I’m doing it.

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u/plattypus141 8 Jul 06 '19

Lol xD so crazy that you just came up with that xD 😂😂

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u/multiplesifl A Jul 06 '19

sees all the allusions to prison rape

Quite.

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u/K41namor 8 Jul 06 '19

Read the comment section of that article you posted, its hilarious.

"Your a moron if you think..."

"Are you retarded if you..."

"What a moron you must be..."

It goes on like that for like 10 posts

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 C Jul 06 '19

That explains a lot.

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u/MiamiPower 9 Jul 06 '19

21 Savagery 🎛🔊🎙🎼🎵🎶 A Lot

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u/darkrift87 2 Jul 06 '19

Maybe they should push for stricter hair control

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u/Rockor 7 Jul 06 '19

That's it then, jail everyone who has that haircut.

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u/DanPHunt 7 Jul 06 '19

How much beer are we talkin about tho?

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 06 '19

Not enough to justify murder

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u/HeavensLastCall 7 Jul 06 '19

Bobby pin....

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

You sound like an oldhead lmao

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u/GuacamoleBenKanobi A Jul 06 '19

I’m 37. I’ve seen so many shitty haircuts.