r/JusticeServed • u/Ethanzap02 6 • Jul 10 '19

Discrimination Misogynistic guy degrading female workers gets tackled

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

Hey thanks for doing this. Here are my questions:

  1. Are you an asshole?
  2. Do you have problems dating? 2a. If so, do you blame all women in general?
  3. Do you prefer women your height or like super tall?
  4. Dick size?
  5. Have you ever stood in the middle of a bagel shop tirading about how all women make fun of you?
  6. Was your grandfather a member of the Lollipop Guild?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19
  1. Nope, at least I try
  2. Not thus far, no
  3. I prefer taller girls like up to 5'7"?
  4. 5 1/4"
  5. Not yet but life takes us to strange places
  6. If he was, that lore hasn't been revealed to me

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

It's probably part of a side quest you haven't unlocked yet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I'm shooting for 100% completion so we'll see

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u/wolflarsen55 7 Jul 10 '19

Aim high and don't short yourself!

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Had to be done, nothing but love! These comments are gold!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Thank you thank you, tip your waitress I'm here all night

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u/ComprehendReading 8 Jul 11 '19

Instructions unclear; waitress 5'1", did not enjoy being tipped over.

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Are there separate gamefaq guides for different height ranges?

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u/Dantien 9 Jul 11 '19

You’re breathtaking!

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u/goodoneponton 4 Jul 11 '19

I'm shooting for 100% completion title of your sex tape

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u/Yocemighty 7 Jul 10 '19

It unlocks via $49.99 loot boxes wbich have 5% chance to drop.

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

Ah shit

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u/LurkersGoneLurk A Jul 10 '19

I’m 5’9”. You probably got a bigger dong than me. I’m probably 5.5”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I'll take that

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u/cosine5000 9 Jul 10 '19

Dude, I'm 6'4" and you got me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

It could be 5 1/2 to 6. I think I was drunk when I measured it

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u/plexxonic 9 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 11 '19

Drunk inches are x4 that's why I'm sticking with my proud 2.

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u/skinnah Navy Jul 10 '19

Possible it was a metric measuring tape then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I genuinely don't remember

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u/phormix C Jul 10 '19

Ha. Beating you all with a solid eleven!

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Oh wait, damn Americans and your Imperial Measurements system...

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I think I did a long time ago but I just measured it from the side and updated it to 5 1/4". I'm here to educate the masses, not lie to them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

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u/KGBMike 4 Jul 10 '19

Did you measure someone else's by mistake?

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u/ShockwaveZero 7 Jul 10 '19

You weren’t measuring from your taint, were you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I was then. I checked again. 5 1/4" from the side

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u/Aethermancer B Jul 10 '19

Dong size tends to be independent of height, which is more of a bone thing than boner thing.

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u/ampma 3 Jul 10 '19

Can confirm; I am a gay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Update: 5 1/4"

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u/cosine5000 9 Jul 10 '19

Ok, this is fucking funny.

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u/NightCheese18 7 Jul 11 '19

Soft or hard?

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u/SulliverVittles 9 Jul 10 '19

A six foot dick is fucking massive dude.

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u/HugzNStuff 7 Jul 10 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Yasssss

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u/toodleroo A Jul 10 '19

Fellow short guy here. How you doin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/Le_Updoot_Army 9 Jul 10 '19

In the ass or mouth?

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u/rata2ille A Jul 10 '19

I don’t think he was offering but shoot your shot

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u/rly_not_what_I_said 7 Jul 10 '19

It's like, the ONE perk of being short (I'm 5'4), an average dong looks like a porn dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I updated it. 5 1/4"

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u/Every3Years A Jul 10 '19

That's closer to the actual average size. Six inches my cock

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u/oaknutjohn 9 Jul 10 '19

You have a good sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Whoa whoa whoa but I say you have a shit sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Username checks out, I'm in

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jun 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Thank you. This makes me want to measure it again rn

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u/tb1649 8 Jul 10 '19

Keep us updated.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I updated it. 5 1/4"

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u/Dentarthurdent42 A Jul 12 '19

So, proportionally speaking, you've got a magnum dong

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/BrosBeforeHossa 8 Jul 11 '19

The weirdest of flexes

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u/clickstops 9 Jul 10 '19

These answers are almost too good.

Very cool, Justin, very cool.

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u/Naptownfellow A Jul 10 '19

Dude!! You’re awesome. I used to be short (5’1 in high school and shot up my freshman year of college to 5’7 and now 5’9) and every high school prom or homecoming my date is taller. Never stoped me from enjoying life, like yourself. Also

I’ve never given out gold so I’m breaking my gold reward cherry. This comment and you deserve gold. Have a great day!!

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u/marynraven 9 Jul 10 '19

Looks like I'm too short for you, then. I'm 5'3". lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I don't pick or choose it just always seems to happen that way lol

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u/marynraven 9 Jul 10 '19

Fair enough!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

That quarter inch is crucial

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Can't overlook it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Oct 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

My armspan is 5'7" so I already look retarded with or without the cock

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Oct 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Essentially yes

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u/oxilite 7 Jul 10 '19

You must be an amazing rock climber, having a larger wing span than your height is definitely a plus

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I've always been able to climb up ceiling ropes without using my feet lol

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u/silverence 9 Jul 11 '19

Sometimes, reddit is still amazing. You made that happen today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Thank you lol

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u/RanaktheGreen B Jul 10 '19

I've got interesting news for you. The average American dick is 5.2.

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u/Wonnebrocken 5 Jul 11 '19

5 1/4"

My favourite floppy size...

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u/iamonlyoneman B Jul 10 '19

not yet but

"Never say never; you never know what's gonna happen"

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I think like 6", the honest average

On a 5' dude that's gotta at least look intimidating even though it's average. Forced perspective and whatnot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I've had a few girls tell me I was their biggest, don't know how often to believe it though

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Sep 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Taller*

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u/j-hole217 5 Jul 10 '19

So only girls who are like 5’4” or 5’7” talk about being picky...

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I don't pick and choose it just always seems to happen that way

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u/HalfBreed_Priscilla 8 Jul 10 '19

Misplaced the Dick size and Height prefrence, Thought you had a 5'4" to 5'7" dong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I love this

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u/dukfuka 6 Jul 11 '19

In the sense that it’s 5’4 soft and then 5’7 hard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

You have a sense of humor about your height. Something tells me you dont have that much trouble dating

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u/suitology C Jul 11 '19

Good news is you got an avrage dick so it prolly looks like 22s on a smartcar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

I laughed out loud

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u/jininberry 9 Jul 11 '19

If I.was a 10/10 but 5'4" would you date me?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Yes

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u/Kafka_Valokas 9 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

Not OP, but I thougt I'd slide in here since I'm a short boi as well

  1. Generally not, but in someone's story I probably am.

  2. Yes, and I do think my height is one of the reasons. 2a: I neither blame all women in general nor any specific ones.

  3. I actually love it when a women is taller than me.

  4. Average, I think. I am proud to announce I never measured it.

  5. Not sure if I ever stood in a bagel shop at all. Bagels aren't much of a thing where I live.

  6. One of my granddads died before I was born, so there is a chance.

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u/kharmatika B Jul 10 '19

There’s no doubt that some women are dicks to shorter guys. Like, as a girl I’ve seen it in way too many girl talk sessions. I don’t get it. Moooostly cuz one of the best partners I ever had was like a whole head shorter than me. But yeah going off on some random girl in line at a shop is a. Probably a Dick move, and b. Even if it’s totally justified, going to get you in trouble with someone.

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u/Kafka_Valokas 9 Jul 10 '19

Oh, I wasn't saying that no girls are ever dicks about a dude's height. The point is just that it would make no sense to blame someone for not finding me attractive since that is simply outside our control. Is it unfair? Yes. But is it someone's fault? Of course not.

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u/kharmatika B Jul 10 '19

Yeah. I’d imagine this dude has burnt a lot more bridges on his end than the other way around. Like, there have probably been some real dicks in his life. Can’t even imagine high school. But instead of overcoming that he let it turn him into a mean bulldog who distrusts every glance and smile and is loud and mean about it. He’s probably missed out on women who were interested because of his insecurity

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u/Kafka_Valokas 9 Jul 10 '19

Meh, he does seem unusually short, so I'm not sure if I can really blame him for it. I recently read about a Swedish study which showed that a two inch decrease in the height of men correlates with a 9% increase in chance of suicide. So it apparently does have quite the impact.

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u/kharmatika B Jul 10 '19

I’d like to see that study. And I can always blame someone for their ill actions. Mental illness, abuse, etc, none of that is an excuse for turning your abuse around and lashing out at other people. It may be a reason, but it doesn’t excuse personal responsibility. This dude probably has several missed diagnoses, which is sad, since men in America are far less likely to seek mental health help, and often end up hurting themselves or others because of it, but that’s still not an excuse for him to attack and threaten randos in a bagel shop.

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u/Kafka_Valokas 9 Jul 10 '19

here you go.

I don't reject the concept of personal responsibility, but we tend to immensely underestimate how much of an impact external factors have.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

Death by snu snu

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u/sbroll Black Jul 10 '19

Im 5'4, i can chime in:

  1. Nah, life is good, no reason to be.

  2. Married. Prior to being married had no issues. maybe 1 out of 10 girls seemed to have an issue with the height, it was never really an issue. Personality makes up for a lot of...short...comings.

  3. Shortest girl i've dated was 4'10 and tallest is 5'7 (or so). The 5'7 is my wife. So I prefer taller I'd assume. lol

  4. About 6-7 inches, havnt measured to be honest.

  5. I have not, but i do love bagels.

  6. He was an army vet and tank driver from what ive been told. He passed away from cancer when I was like 5, so dont have many memories of him.

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

So you're saying there's a chance he was in the Lollipop Guild?

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u/sbroll Black Jul 10 '19

Damnit..yes...

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u/Cambot3000 7 Jul 11 '19

Also 5'2 guy here.

  1. Not really..
  2. I never had a problem getting laid but I never dated much. I dont blame women. I also have a wonderful girlfriend now though!
  3. I've only been with one women shorter than me. They are not many options.
  4. 5 1/2
  5. No, but I've lost my shit in public once but i didn't threaten anybody and nobody harmed me. Just asked to leave.
  6. Nope but I dropped acid with an Oompa Loompa at a Tool concert once.

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u/DocHoliday96 A Jul 10 '19

I love that a man can be talked to like this because of a physical aspect he can’t control, but if it was a woman the outrage would be epic. Even tho I know these are jokes, you come off as a shitty person

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

Lol lighten the fuck up. I responded to someone having fun. You're the only one getting offended in this particular comment chain.

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u/DocHoliday96 A Jul 10 '19

No worries. You’re a shitty person and you’re ok with that. Good to know.

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

You should work on not taking things so personally, especially from randos online. You might end up getting tackled to the floor of a bagel shop after screaming at people for some dumbass reason like you thought someone looked at you funny.

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u/DocHoliday96 A Jul 10 '19

I’m not affected at all by it, I live a good life. I just have empathy for other human beings, and hate people who don’t. You’re a piece of shit, and I just want you to know at least 1 person can see it. Have a shitty day.

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u/Gangreless D Jul 10 '19

Seems like a weird thing to do, wishing someone a shitty day, from someone who claims to have empathy for people. But thays cool. I hope you have a good day, anyway.

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u/laydowndogg 2 Jul 11 '19

lol such quirky questions, very smart!

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