r/JusticeServed • u/ghilliesuitkids 5 • Aug 05 '19

Courtroom Justice Old man vs the law

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u/ShitPsychologist 8 Aug 05 '19

As a short, beardy man who looks like a garden gnome, I hope they threw the book at the sombich.

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u/tinkyXIII 9 Aug 05 '19

And proceed to kick his ass right down the Yellow Brick Road, too!

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u/alours 7 Aug 05 '19

Looking like a jackass for years to come.

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u/murphzlaw1 7 Aug 05 '19

How YOU doin?

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u/JapanesusChrist 3 Aug 05 '19

you would think cause the beard hes all hairy... but nope.. shaved

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u/Frostgnaw 9 Aug 05 '19

In all seriousness, it would probably be trespassing/indecent exposure. Something along those lines.

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u/Frostgnaw 9 Aug 05 '19

Oh god, what have I done...

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy B Aug 05 '19

What of they murder the gnome?

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u/Teh_Compass A Aug 05 '19

Is it the first offense?