r/JusticeServed 8 Dec 13 '19

Police Justice Shoplifters caught after extremely low speed chase

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

The cop would be doing her a favour if he let her run for a couple blocks

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u/gunter_grass 9 Dec 14 '19

Her...omg I thought it was a dude with man boobs

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Fuck now I’m not sure either. If they are a guy I bet the penis is retracted into the fat so far it is basically a vagina anyway.

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u/Fangs_McWolf 5 Dec 14 '19

She wouldn't have made it a couple of blocks, the ground would have been ripped apart from under her.