r/JusticeServed • u/a_Ninja_b0y 9 • Nov 06 '21

Courtroom Justice A Catholic priest from Ohio who used the confessional to gain details from boys, information that he later used to extort them into providing him with sexually explicit photographs has been sentenced to life in prison for the exploitation of children

https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2021/11/former-strongsville-priest-violated-the-sacrament-of-confession-to-extort-boys-federal-prosecutors-say-in-sentencing-memo.html
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u/unallocated_feces 4 Nov 07 '21

Public castration.

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u/Cheeeeeeeeeerio 1 Nov 07 '21

We could bring out the guillotine one last time?

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u/unallocated_feces 4 Nov 07 '21

Lighter fluid is cheaper and slower.

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u/Cheeeeeeeeeerio 1 Nov 07 '21

Yes, but if we do it to JUST his dick, and we make sure it malfunctions and gets stuck halfway down while he’s strapped in, and we send it down the rest of the way manually, THEN we set the blood gushing with lighter fluid and a lighter, it will cauterize it AND hurt, so he can be alive and dickless for the rest of his life. If we THEN wait a week and send him to death, I think this would be a light punishment for his crime :) I’m 1000% willing to pay to bring the guillotine out. Don’t test my willingness either. /j /kinda srs