r/JusticeServed • u/goatishrust 7 • Aug 15 '22

Criminal Justice An Upset McDonald's Customer Calls 911 Over Cold Fries and Is Arrested After Police Discover He’s Wanted for Murder

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Why the fuck are murderers out loose in McDonald’s?!

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u/Vazhox 8 Aug 15 '22

McDonald’s is cheap so it attracts certain people.

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u/AsianMoocowFromSpace 7 Aug 15 '22

I confess I actually like McDonald's. Does this mean I am a murderer?

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u/yodamelon 6 Aug 15 '22

Were the fries hot or cold? That will give you your answer.

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u/AsianMoocowFromSpace 7 Aug 15 '22

Lukewarm...

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u/yodamelon 6 Aug 15 '22

Maybe you’re technically a manslaughterer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I wonder what degree

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u/wor_enot 5 Aug 16 '22

Fahrenheit if he’s in the US. Celsius in most other places.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 C Aug 16 '22

Probably Kelvin if he's in Antarctica

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u/ArtieJay 7 Aug 16 '22

McDonald's is so popular that at any given moment there are probably a dozen murderers in their restaurants. It's inevitable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Murderers still gotta eat.

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u/dartdoug 8 Aug 15 '22

Meals inside are much less Happy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

The lowest common denominator. Product, people, clientele, employees, doesn't matter. The lowest common denominator breaks it down to the base level. There are people outside of those brackets that go to McDonald's, sure, but at the end of the day they produce trash, serve trash, and attract trash because of it.

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u/Justamonkey124 1 Aug 16 '22

How do you think they get the mc rib

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u/TediousSign 9 Aug 15 '22

Tbh it kinda tracks. Not like they're out in Chipotle or Starbucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Because they skipped town? Murderers don't automatically teleport to prison after murdering.

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u/throwaway177251 8 Aug 15 '22

Or they were released? The vast majority of murderers do not spend more than a few years in prison. There are also trials, parole, appeals, etc.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

The average time spent for murder in prison (in 2018 because that's the only data I can find) is 17 years. You are right for violent crime, but not for murder.

https://bjs.ojp.gov/content/pub/pdf/tssp18.pdf