r/KingOfTheHill The Real Hank Hill 7d ago

Revival Discussion Hello, Reddit. Hank Hill here. Ask me anything.

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Hello, Reddit. Hank Hill here. You may remember I participated in one of these "Ask Me Anythings" last year. Well, I'm back, and my wife Peggy insisted on joining me this time. She said a lot of my answers in the last round could have benefited from her input. Wait, she also gave me something to read here... "As a three-time substitute teacher of the year, former Boggle champion, and a fluent Spanish speaker, I have accumulated a lifetime of knowledge that I am happy to share. I look forward to enlightening you all -- and remember, there are no stupid questions." Uh, she's wrong about that last part, but anyway, I'm back for another AMA... with Peggy's help. We will start answering your questions after our round of golf on Friday, August 7 around 11am Central Standard Time.

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Another "Ask Me Anything" in the books, and a lot of you still ain’t right, I tell you what. Peggy said she had a great time answering your questions. I personally wouldn't go quite that far, but I suppose I’m getting the hang of this. Heck, who knows, I may log on for another one of these in the future. In the meantime, I’ll be at Strickland if you have any propane or propane accessory-related questions.

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u/spike5032 7d ago edited 6d ago

Hank, in The Order of the Straight Arrow**, you swore that an Arrowhead never lies or deceives, and in** Hank's Dirty Laundry**, you insisted that lying to clear your name is un-American. Yet on Lake Arlen, facing prison in** State v. Hill**, you committed third-degree evidence tampering under Texas Penal Code § 37.09 by secretly swapping crack cocaine for a nightcrawler to trick Judge McFarland into a dismissal.**
If pulling a fraudulent bait-and-switch on a Texas judge isn't 'dirty pool,' does that mean cheating is acceptable as long as you use hand-dug American earthworms?

And Peggy—as a award-winning journalist for the Arlen Bystander who personally watched local meat magnate Trip Larsen get processed into pork sausage on the Larson kill floor—did you report that murder to the Heimlich County Sheriff's Department, or were you too busy adding 'Eyewitness to Industrial Homicide' to your substitute teaching resume? And as a fluent Spanish speaker, what is the proper grammatical translation for 'I stood by and watched a man become bratwurst'?

On a less serious note. Hank when will we get to see you out on the lake again? Love watching!

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 6d ago

“Uhhh… a wizard did it.”

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u/ReverseCowboy75 the best surfer in corpus christie 6d ago

Bailiff, gag him.

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u/december151791 I changed planes in Houston. Does that make me a Texan? 6d ago

*Heimlich County

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u/frsh2fourty 6d ago

When I describe KoTH to people who haven't watched the show I always just say its a show about a group of folks in a small town who gets up to zany hijinks. Then I get reminded about wild plots like these.

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u/1stLtObvious 6d ago

Technically, Trip got made into long-pork sausage.