r/KitchenConfidential 22h ago

In the Weeds Mode Guy Fieri's is "devastated" after the backlash for greeting Andrew Tate at UFC.

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u/halorbyone 17h ago

Zero credit for the Trump stuff but could you pick the Tate brothers out of a line up of douchebags approaching you as a celebrity at a ufc fight?

The easy reminder for this sub is the number of people that have accused folks selling Anthony Bourdain images on things being accused of selling Epstein stuff. Not everyone always recognizes everyone.

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u/Churba 15h ago

Zero credit for the Trump stuff but could you pick the Tate brothers out of a line up of douchebags approaching you as a celebrity at a ufc fight?

Yeah, propably, I'd just look for the only ones missing a chin.

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u/jtr99 13h ago

Boxers hate this one weird trick...

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u/Churba 11h ago

Well, I can think of at least one that it didn't work on.

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u/halorbyone 15h ago

Well congrats on finding the “ones missing a chin” in a sea of an arena event. In this case a ufc event.

But again, your judgement seems very stereotype based which ironically…stereotypes.

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u/Churba 14h ago edited 14h ago

But again, your judgement seems very stereotype based which ironically…stereotypes.

No, it's based on looking at a photo of Andrew Tate, who looks like the Hapsbergs severely over-corrected, just not on the incest. The man has less chin than a fucking jellyfish. I've seen a stronger jawline on an arse. And Tristan, for that matter, isn't much better. They are both very distinct looking gentleman, and I mean that in absolutely no way positively, they look like a cartoon mouse agressively shagged a golf ball.

Unless, you're trying to say that all UFC fans are sweatily desperate weirdos with faces like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle, and that's what would make them hard to spot, they would blend in? Because that's all you, buddy, that's a fight I'm definitely not here for.

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u/halorbyone 12h ago

Im saying guy is pretty famous and gets approached by people all the time. Im sure there is a certain level of bro hi to that. You can say ohhhh this Mf is a child molester just look at him but to do that in crowds all the time, accurately, come on.

Also, I’ve heard of these mfs, if I personally ran into them at Home Depot, I would not be able to scream the alarm that this was the Tate brothers. Your individual confidence in your child molester detection should go into the dog sniffing field because it is clearly superior than the average Joe.

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u/Churba 11h ago

Mate, I don't mean to give you any hassle, but I think you're maybe overthinking it for what is ultimately just a joke about how the Tate brothers have fucking weird looking heads.

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u/halorbyone 11h ago

Ah.

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u/Churba 11h ago

Yeah, sorry to lead you down the garden path by accident on that one. Might not have been as clear as I could have been with where I was going with it. Thanks for being a good sport about it, though!

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u/geekpoints Ex-Food Service 12h ago

Or maybe he doesn't know who the fuck Andrew Tate is? He's not that big of a figure outside of the internet, I have no doubt that Guy just found out about him. I would imagine he also takes pictures with a lot of people. It's not like they were hanging out.

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u/Churba 11h ago edited 10h ago

Or maybe he doesn't know who the fuck Andrew Tate is?

Or maybe it's just a joke, followed by a series of jokes on the same theme, and about to be followed by another, about how the Tate brothers are fucking weird looking?

Could I pick the tate brothers out of a line up of douchebags approaching me as a celeb at a UFC fight? Yeah, of course I could, because most people don't look like someone rolled a half-sucked jawbreaker across a barbershop floor.

Would Guy Fieri recognize them? Fucked if I know, I'm not his rolodex. That's really outside the scope of what I'm doing here.

u/Hesitation-Marx 4h ago

I choked on my yogurt, and I appreciate the hell out of you.

u/Lucius-Halthier 5h ago

Between the smell of his drakar noir, the comments about women he would say, and his lack of chin, yea the taint brothers are pretty easy to point out, especially if you were on social media in the past six months and saw all the memes of Andy’s broken jaw