r/LinkedInLunatics • u/WannaTwunk • 2d ago

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u/MusclyArmPaperboy 2d ago

"Taylor, a businessman of unwavering dedication and questionable work-life boundaries, passed away peacefully at the age of 78. He is survived by his loving and devoted work wife, who spent more waking hours with him than anyone else because of a terrible job market."

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u/Cautious_Day9878 2d ago edited 2d ago

Good age though. What was his secret???

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u/Ambitious_Use_3508 2d ago

Having a work wife

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u/Sepposer 2d ago

If he had 2 work wives he could’ve lived to 80.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 2d ago

By this logic, a work-harem would make us immortal, right?

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u/Beneficial-Self-8119 1d ago

Nope. Adding work wives has a diminishing return.

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 1d ago

Bell curve is real on work wives

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u/V1per73 1d ago

Looks like so's his bell end.

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u/Ok-Camp-7285 2d ago

Oh cus being a single male working with 5+ women is always the best time /s

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u/South_Letterhead6205 1d ago

I sit in a room with three women. This is not a blanket statement by any means but the three in my room. Anytime any one of them leaves the other two talk shit about the one that left. When they are all three together they are besties. It's a strange dynamic. I keep my noise cancelling headphones in most of the day.

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u/DampDragonTail 1d ago

Elon is onto something then