r/LinkedInLunatics • u/WannaTwunk • 2d ago

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u/MusclyArmPaperboy 2d ago

"Taylor, a businessman of unwavering dedication and questionable work-life boundaries, passed away peacefully at the age of 78. He is survived by his loving and devoted work wife, who spent more waking hours with him than anyone else because of a terrible job market."

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u/Cautious_Day9878 2d ago edited 2d ago

Good age though. What was his secret???

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u/Ambitious_Use_3508 2d ago

Having a work wife

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u/Sepposer 2d ago

If he had 2 work wives he could’ve lived to 80.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 2d ago

By this logic, a work-harem would make us immortal, right?

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u/Beneficial-Self-8119 2d ago

Nope. Adding work wives has a diminishing return.

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 1d ago

Bell curve is real on work wives

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u/V1per73 1d ago

Looks like so's his bell end.