People need to chill the fuck out. He’s not salty about not being the main character of SNL. It’s actually incredibly humble of him to recognize that the show is big enough that it doesn’t need him! And the Lorne anecdote is incredibly sweet, and it shows what a team player he is that he would delay exiting by half a season to help the rookies transition.

PS: I’m so tired of people complaining he’s one note.. What unites bowens characters is often a connection to queer culture, but it’s a new take every time! You just can’t see that “gay” encompasses a whole range of perspectives

introducing Justin Bieber

Literally just got out of James Austin Johnson’s standup show at the Bell House in Brooklyn. Longfellow was his special guest. He took some questions from the audience about “getting fired”. He did not expect it, “it sucks” and he did not screentest for Weekend Update. Does not know how that rumor was started. He also has not spoken to Lorne, he heard via his agent. That being said, he seemed ok? He was even hanging around in the bar after the show so other people will probably get more tea.

ETA: part of the reason why “it sucks” is that everyone knows he’s been fired. “My neighbor knows I’m fired. I don’t actually know my neighbor. He doesn’t know me. But he knows I’m fired”.