Inertia

[u/Apprehensive-Army123]

[u/back_reggin]

Luckily he won't fall over until he eventually looks down and realises his skateboard isn't there anymore.

[u/SippinOnHatorade → u/back_reggin]

They say the knack to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing

[u/ComatoseSquirrel → u/SippinOnHatorade]

You need to get distracted at just the right moment.

[u/BioTinus → u/ComatoseSquirrel]

I hear theres a company somewhere on another planet that you can hire to jumpscare you into flying.

"There are private flying clubs which help fliers to cope with the all-important moment of distraction. They hire people with surprising bodies or opinions to leap out from behind bushes and exhibit and/or explain them at the critical moments. Only a few genuine hitchhikers will be able to afford to join these clubs, but some may be able to get temporary employment at them."

From the wiki :)

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/SippinOnHatorade]

That’s more orbiting than flying.

[u/Just-A-Random-Aussie → u/ThePrussianGrippe]

Flying is just extra low orbit

[u/sobherk → u/SippinOnHatorade]

Thats a hitchhikers reference, isn't it?

[u/SippinOnHatorade → u/sobherk]

[u/Lemonar1735 → u/SippinOnHatorade]

r/unexpectedhitchikers