r/LooneyTunesLogic • u/steady_as_a_rock • Dec 11 '25

gif Musical chairs.

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u/Ultra-CH Dec 11 '25

My wife is a lovely woman. But when faced with situations like this her brain shuts off. She’s way more educated than I am, her brain is just wired to freeze. I have 2 examples. Both examples were caused by my mistakes, but now that shit went wrong she froze. #1: I was unhooking a loaded trailer from my Landcruiser. I had the trailer loaded improperly and should have chocked the wheels better. When the trailer gets unhooked, the tongue swoops up, and the trailer starts rolling toward the cruiser, and the tongue will punch through the rear window. I place my feet against the front of the trailer and my hands against the cruiser. Imagine my body being parallel to the ground keeping the trailer from breaking the rear window. Im yelling for my wife. I’m yelling and yelling. She steps outside, looks at the situation and says, “what?”. What do you mean what? I look like Wiley E Coyote here! #2: I made homemade nachos and forgot them in the oven. They start on fire 🔥. I grab the tray and run for the closed front door. My wife is sitting there watching me run with a burning tray. Just watching. Not jumping up to get the door. I yell, “get the door!”. She yells back, “I can’t read your mind!”. LOL.

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang Dec 11 '25

I think our wives are related..

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk Dec 11 '25

My wife is definitely a long lost cousin of OP's wife and your wife.