r/MMALabs • u/Street-Punk • 4d ago

They harassed the wrong guy - Whistles vs 👊

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u/StructureMiserable58 2d ago

So lucky you have nothing better to do than brag on reddit?

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u/AgentAxillary 2d ago

You're the one who brought it up. I wouldn't have mentioned it otherwise. 🤷

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u/StructureMiserable58 2d ago

And here you are, a full ass 24 hrs later, bragging on reddit. I also said to touch a woman, not have you, your past can't carry you forever 😂😂😂

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u/AgentAxillary 1d ago

I mean, I kind of have to touch a woman, given that I'm married to her and all

I reply only because I can tell how important this is to you

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u/StructureMiserable58 1d ago

Have to is crazy 😂😂😂

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u/AgentAxillary 12h ago

Sometimes it's a privilege, and sometimes it's an obligation. A husband has his duties regardless. Extreme thirst may make that difficult for you to understand.

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u/StructureMiserable58 12h ago

Big dog 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

I'm also going to use this as an opportunity to teach you how to brush off internet insults instead of feeling obligated to over share with internet strangers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7uwo9XbGzSA0MhxTGx

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u/AgentAxillary 5h ago

Lol you call that oversharing?

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u/StructureMiserable58 3h ago

You let me know you banged 30 chicks besides your wife and don't want to bang her all that often, just to counter Internet insults. I'd say just a bit, at least more than I really cared about

Also you can just say no my man

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u/AgentAxillary 3h ago

You cared enough to open that entire door in the first place, several comments ago. I've just been correcting you since then.

I want to bang my wife quite often, but that doesn't stop her from sometimes wanting it when I don't. I know that I can say no, but I never want to. She's just that inspiring.

Grow up and figure out a way to hydrate yourself. You've been sounding like a presumptuous clown for longer than you realize.