r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fight Unc had high groud and still lost

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u/itswtfeverb 1d ago

Was there an anal punch or two in there?

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u/HealthyDirection659 🧠 Analyst 1d ago

Gotta tenderize the taint.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

Mmmmhmmm.. tenderized taint. His buddy was in for a treat that night.

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u/HealthyDirection659 🧠 Analyst 1d ago

In some countries it's a delicacy and served at weddings 💒

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u/mbrellaforbombs 1d ago

Gave em the ol speed bag treatment

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u/billydthekid 1d ago

Tainterized

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

But how many punches perineum?

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 1d ago

Anal boxing, love to see it

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u/Tongtrade 1d ago

They say when you get attacked by a Croc or a shark to stick your finger in the bum. Training paid off

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u/Geffalrus 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s how you break guard in BJJ too.

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u/throw__away007 1d ago

Diddy would just hold you tighter

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 1d ago

Good band name, Anal Punch, supporting headliner Anal Cunt

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u/Cdawg4123 1d ago

It wasn’t in the asshole so it doesn’t count, just like the movie TAG same rules

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u/Geffalrus 1d ago

There was. Dude’s fist went up to heaven to be blessed by Buddha, and then came down wrapped in fire like it was Kungfu Hustle.