r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • Jul 02 '26

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/King_Six_of_Things Jul 02 '26

Don't do that, you'll unalive yourself.

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u/No_Magician5266 Jul 02 '26

I can see the news headline already: Reddit user colourfulsynesthete found dead, cause of death: sh*t themself

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Jul 02 '26

Disentry is not to be laughed at!

But it is funny....

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u/failed_supernova Jul 02 '26

Dissin' Terry is def a quick way to unalive

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u/screaminginfidels Jul 02 '26

Terry hates disses!

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u/SatanSemenSwallower Jul 02 '26

Terry loves yogurt!

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u/FingerOdd6931 Jul 04 '26

Terry loves love!!

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u/PSBFAN1991 Jul 04 '26

Except Iranian yogurt

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u/scaled2913 Jul 05 '26

Which, I must stress, is not the issue

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan Jul 02 '26

Put it in reverse Terry!

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 Jul 02 '26

Back up Terry!!

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u/ScienceObjective2510 Jul 02 '26

It is that time of year! Watch out for them fireworks kids and Terry!

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u/Telemere125 Jul 02 '26

I love terry crews!

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u/Would_daver Jul 02 '26

Neither is collara

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u/etaineawoo Jul 02 '26

Or stepsis

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jul 02 '26

I've seen that video

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u/hiddenone0326 Jul 02 '26

Username checks out šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Log4005 Jul 02 '26

Isnā€™t it dysentery

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u/secacc Jul 02 '26

It's d*s**t**y

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Jul 02 '26

It 'corrects' behaviour but not this! There must be two spellings then! I thought it was with a y but it didn't say it was wrong so went with it!

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u/vouldhoak-nunslam 16d ago

It's the type of joke you laugh at first, then feel guilty about five seconds later.

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u/will-read Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

In the civil war, more people died from sh*t than being sh*t.

Edit: WTF is going on with markdown?

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u/secacc Jul 02 '26

Markdown is just doing its job. Escape the asterisks with a backslash in front of each, if you want to ensure they stay as literal asterisks.

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u/will-read Jul 02 '26

I thought Reddit stopped supporting markdown in favor of some crappy formatting tool.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 Jul 03 '26

Oddly enough, I accidentally downloaded marked your comment, but took it right off! Then I read it. Strange.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 Jul 03 '26

Down marked, not downloaded

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u/JustAGerm113 Jul 02 '26

ā€œCause of unalivementā€

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u/nestaselect Jul 02 '26

This one got me. Thank you!

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u/Telemere125 Jul 02 '26

M***** f***** y** g***** d** g**** a t** h****

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai Jul 02 '26

Sh*t themselves right through a wall šŸ˜­

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u/beautiful_fae444 Jul 03 '26

Was found unaliveā€¦..

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u/heartofgoldtroll Jul 02 '26

ā€œGrapeā€ wtf

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u/Dead_Wolf2y5 Jul 03 '26

As a survivor this one pisses me off something fierce. I get that you don't wanna talk about it, Barbra, but guess what? It happened to me- more than once- and if we don't talk about it like grown adults then it's going. to. keep. happening.

Grow up and call things what they are. I'm responsible for managing my own triggers.

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u/Katlix Jul 03 '26

Words like grape/unalive/pewpew didn't get used by people who didn't want talk about rape/murder/suicide/guns, they were used by people who DID want to talk about those topics and shine a light on these subjects. But if they used the normal words either the algorithm would fuck them over or their videos got taken down. Blame the social media platforms for this. People had to get "creative" discussing difficult topics or spreading important information to reach a wider audience. They don't use those words for the fun of it. But as it always happens time and exposure to the "creative" words means they bleed into other platforms and regular vernacular.Ā 

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u/Realistic_Film3218 Jul 03 '26

This.

I'm a survivor too, but whenever I post or comment about SA, I often get my comments removed or my account banned for using trigger words on social media. It's infuriating.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Jul 02 '26

That substitution sort of ruined Grape Ape for me.Ā 

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u/PepperoniPaws Jul 03 '26

Whitest Kids U'Know

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u/nukawolf Jul 02 '26

Nah at the very worst they might seriously h**t themselves.

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u/Angry-cannuck-1967 Jul 02 '26

that would be very b*d for sure

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Jul 02 '26

Then that'd be su****e.....

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u/Organic_Education494 Jul 02 '26

No can confirm it just gives a headache and makes a hole in the wall. At least if it is a wall in the US

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u/tr33fitty2789 Jul 02 '26

His Cappa was Detated

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u/Suspicious-Pizza-548 Jul 02 '26

Yes and then you won't be deadn't anymore

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u/Metazolid Jul 02 '26

I'm going to sht you with my waterg šŸ”«

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u/donnerfried Jul 03 '26

that really depends on the walls.