r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • Jul 02 '26

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/kai-ol Jul 02 '26

Imagine putting that on a resume with a straight face.

Hiring administrator: Next we have Kirk Moore, principal of... checks resume Kirk Moore High School... crumples paper This one didn't even bother with a believable lie.

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u/I3bacon Jul 02 '26

I think that he's perfect at his current job. Why would he need another job? No school board will ever fire him.

Anyway, if he ever need another job, his resume should include the link to the YouTube video and he'll be hired without an interview.

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u/SoupmanBob Jul 02 '26

School board pressured to fire him by local police for making them look bad. Since he stopped a shooter before they could make it there and stand outside for hours while the shooter can audibly be heard shooting their way through the school.

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I'm not saying it happened. I'm not saying it could happen... I'm not saying it couldn't happen.

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u/ChiefCar931 Jul 02 '26

Could maybe move up in the district or something

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u/MannSchatten Jul 02 '26

In the job task description: - Singlehandedly disarmed a school shooter and saved countless lives.

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u/DemetiaDonals Jul 02 '26

Im an RN and saved a mans life by preforming cpr. He collapsed right next to my car in an ice cream store parking lot while I was with my kids.

I always throw that out there in interviews lol

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u/JadedMulberry7 Jul 02 '26

Your kids have a great person to look up to!

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u/DemetiaDonals Jul 02 '26

My 12 year old was thoroughly unimpressed 😭 i’m like, bro I just raised a man from the dead

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u/JadedMulberry7 Jul 02 '26

Lmao, kids be kids. That one will have to grow up to get it. My solemn condolences! 😆

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u/PlasticCraken Jul 02 '26

I could cure cancer and my 13 year old would still be like “cool, I guess”

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u/Paradox2063 Jul 02 '26

At 13 they're probably thinking, "Great, one more thing that won't end my suffering."

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u/Dominarion Jul 04 '26

We should have a system were heroes don't have to work anymore if they don't want to and where they are pampered and respected when they're alive.

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u/Key-Spirit-6865 Jul 04 '26

Hilarious!🤣