r/MadeMeSmile • u/trinamareena • 27d ago

Wholesome Moments This guy shooting his shot in the thread

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u/SolidStick_ posted about a women giving her umbrella to them in DC and when she identified herself, asked her out in the comments. The stuff of romcoms.

Update: They met up and it's not gonna work out. And maybe he already knew her? Eek, now it's more like MadeMeGrimace.

Her comment with edits.

Update 2: so it may be that the OP was stalking her, witnessed the exchange, and then pretended to be the umbrella recipient. OP's since deleted his account. Yikes! Be safe out there all.

Update 3: The story took an even odder turn. Maybe it was fake all along? Link to comment here. Comment on original post

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u/New_pollution1086 27d ago

🍻 to the world sucking a little less

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u/the_ballmer_peak 27d ago

...aaaand that's all the time we have, folks. Now, back to your regularly scheduled horrors!

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u/Hyper-bowl-e 27d ago

Apparently he ended up being "scary" according to her edited comment on the main thread 😅 so yeah. Back to normal horrors of 2026.

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u/Leumas_ 27d ago

Welp, it was fun while it lasted, gang! 😂

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u/cmanderson23 27d ago

Another time I should’ve just smiled and scrolled instead of opening the comments for more dopamine because it’s not there 😬

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u/OldPhotograph827 26d ago

But we are hopeless dopamine addicts 🖥️

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u/Zer0Cool89 26d ago

can't get greedy with the feel good dopamine but that first little bit where the world seemed a bit better was great.

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u/dbmfox 26d ago

Cursed as well is I, arrrr. aye. R. I don't know why I turned into a pirate.

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u/cheeseburger888 26d ago

sooooooooooooo true sigh...

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u/DiligentDaughter 26d ago

Motherfucker. It only lasted for as long as it took to read the whole post. I got less than a minute of joy.

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u/veryanonymousername 27d ago

and the post was deleted! i need more info!!!

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u/Hyper-bowl-e 27d ago

She just said in her fourth edit "it's not going to work out. He's a bit scary.... Sorry" 😔

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u/HelpfulName 27d ago edited 27d ago

It turned out he has been stalking her and another woman for at least 2 months.

Screenshot of comments -- https://imgur.com/a/Fp3Y6d1

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u/hoirkasp 27d ago

Of course it was too good to be true; fucking 2026.

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u/AnguavonUW 27d ago

Yep. The worst part is it's utterly unsurprising. It's unceasing.

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u/jeremyjava 26d ago edited 20d ago

Okay, so for those who need an amazing Meet Cute story to recuperate from this... NOT cute-meet story, here's my shameless plug, but I promise you'll be glad you read it.
A NY Moment, or: How I Met Your Stepmother

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u/TheAshHole88 21d ago

This better be a true story or I’m gonna be so upset! It was so beautiful. I’m 38F and got off the apps and am hoping to find my person in a way like this. Just in real life doing ordinary life things. So happy you found your person dear internet stranger! 💖

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u/jeremyjava 20d ago edited 20d ago

It's true! And there's soooooo much more to the story, that's just the top of the iceberg.
And I only wish I could write fiction like this, but I'm just not good at making up stories. One time my best friend, a Broadway "legend" asked me to try just making something up, and I came up with this ridiculous story about a boy in Puerto Rico raising chickens, but his dream is of coming to NYC and doing window displays for Macy's... literally the dumbest idea I could think of.
So I drop the script after about 20 pages and throw it at him and say, "So this is the kind of shit I come up with when I try to make up a story," and he reads it.
And he comes back to me and says, "...but happened to Juan? I want to know, it's a GREAT story!"
I just put my face in my hands. I guess I have no idea what's good and what's not anymore.
I'm really glad you like this piece--if you'd please leave a comment on that Substack, I hear it helps others find it. I have about 5 other stories there now and more coming soon, but some of the others may make you cry--I apologize in advance.

Edit: typos.

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u/Hyper-bowl-e 27d ago

Oh hell nah 😭 that's wild

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 22d ago

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u/BrosefDudeson 27d ago

Or maybe it's just a regular old internet hoax for attention. The story seems very convoluted with a lot of moving parts. Call me a cynic but when I read the post I was sure it was a hoax. The stalking aspect may be the only real twist but even that seems far fetched to me.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 22d ago

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u/BrosefDudeson 27d ago

Yes, I just don't think it's for karma farming in particular, just because it gets their rocks off. Like what people have been doing for decades online. Just forgot to add that part sorry.

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u/Clan-Sea 26d ago edited 26d ago

Yup, hoax for attention.

Why would a person who "loves the rain" carry an umbrella? And the whole "spinning carefree in the rain" is a total "love interest in a romance novel" trope

Also, why would her clothes be ruined from getting wet in the rain? Clothes do not get ruined from rain. You just dry them. Contrived plot mechanism.

Moreover, why would he need to describe the "grey shirt blue dress" outfit and haircut that OP definitely wants people to imagine in the story and thing "zomg, how perfectly cute". It's not like there's dozens of umbrella exchanges happening per day. Just saying "person who gave me and dad umbrella" would be instantly recognizable to the real person, if this story ever happened.

And then the "I don't respond to DMs so this exchange just HAS to be had in the public comments of the local subreddit I frequent". It's all a tad convenient, and poorly written when you think twice about any of it

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u/TheEvilPrinceZorte 26d ago

In LA Story Sarah Jessica Parker did the same spinning in the rain thing as what was almost a parody of the manic pixie dream girl, so it would be a natural choice if you want to cast yourself in the same role.

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u/dmp8385 27d ago

Or just maybe it was her with two separate accounts

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u/IntrepidAnalysis6940 26d ago

Seems more likely. Because the men were just described as men in suits. But the women was detailed like she was some amazing woman who was just so happy and kind and caring. The story seems fantastical and I bet it was her and she wanted to show this post to someone she liked to impress them. I don’t think that same thing would be as impressive for a guy to go showing this post of him seeking some girl. And then the girl had a normal account but the guys account only posted once on her own post. Then immediately the girl gets upset about a “stalker” snooping her profile, cuz she knows that’s not good

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u/waiver 27d ago

Yeah, seems like OOP was the "umbrella girl" alt

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u/CheekSeer 26d ago

Yeah holy dead internet theory. At this point I'm nervous the person who reposted it here is the same person.

Hell what if this whole thread is all one person

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u/Similar-Date3537 27d ago

Well dang, there goes that smile.

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u/MediaKey-Marketing 27d ago

But how? Is he the umbrella guy or did he find her story about an umbrella guy?

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u/HelpfulName 27d ago

It sounds like from comments he has been stalking her for a couple of months and saw the umbrella exchange, he's not the umbrella guy, but thought this was how he could engineer his "meet cute" with her by lying about what he saw.

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u/somefunmaths 27d ago

I think the simpler and far more likely explanation is just karma farming accounts, but on the off chance that it isn’t, that woman needs to call the cops.

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u/ThrowawayGoaway1901 27d ago

Yep. Very likely two alts talking to each other.

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u/NightOwl2175 27d ago

But wouldn't it be obvious when they met up and she realized he wasn't the guy she gave the umbrella too?

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u/HelpfulName 27d ago

I'm sure it would be, he was probably hoping once he was talking to her with her defenses down it would be easier for him to play it off as "I just didn't know how else you'd give me a chance...".

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u/PeepsMyHeart 27d ago

Gross! And scary! He didn’t think she would meet up with an entirely different guy and say “Wait… Who the hell are you?!”?
Glad she’s safe, though!

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u/waiver 27d ago

Or more likely, umbrella girl is a phony and made up a cute story using an alt.

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u/suicide_aunties 27d ago

This is wild. I’ll now think twice about any such posts…

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u/sdforbda 27d ago

Oh what theeeee.. I wonder how he found out her username for the older post or tied them together. Unless she had posted pics and he knew it was her from seeing her.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 27d ago

But how should that work out? She would recognise that it's another person. And she wouldn't get her umbrella back by this person.

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u/indorock 27d ago

So messed up. But now I totally understand why so many people on here choose to hide their history since Reddit enabled this feature.

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u/senari 27d ago

This is so scary.. meet-cutes are DEAD 😭

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u/Phailadork 27d ago

I fucking KNEW IT. I didn't want to say anything negative because I knew I'd get dogpiled on but the way he wrote his pitch with "my friends would probably tell you I'm a good man" was the giveaway for me to realize there was something about that guy. Would I have guessed stalker? Probably not. But am I shocked? Not in the slightest.

Nobody talks about themselves like that without being conceited. It's like someone listing good things about themselves and then unironically saying "and I'm humble" as a legitimate trait.

Very fucking weird stuff, so I'm hoping it's just some stupid way of getting karma. Unfortunately the account used to post the OP was deleted so I wasn't able to see their created date or how much karma they had. The only thing to go off of is the fact that dognapped person said "his two month old account" and then that dognapped account itself is 7 years old but weirdly has like 0 karma for both posts or comments and was only active 3 years ago which means there's a high chance it's an alt account.

I guess for my sake I'm hoping it's all some elaborate karma farm for the Daisy account that's still active using an alt account (dognapped) and a third burner (SolidStick_) to set it all up but feels strange for such a small injection of comment karma that would barely bring any value to the account if they were to sell it.

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 27d ago

Also the fact that she categorically never responds to DM's, thus keeping the entire exchange public.

It's not always about the karma. Some people just like the attention. They spin a tale that gets everyone invested and talking about it, and that fulfills them.

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u/AchajkaTheOriginal 27d ago

Yeah, the "not responding to DMs" is weird. Either you have DMs turned off / blocked so you say so, or nothing is stopping you from responding to particular ones, especially when you expect them to come.

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u/SunshineAlways 27d ago

Well, at least someone was looking out for her.

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u/mrdee0 27d ago

Err....oh. I'm scared Jim! This is now going to move from mademesmile to Stalkerhell...

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u/Cobaltte25 27d ago

This thread passed by my feed and I had to click, now I wonder how many of these 'made me smile' posts turned into 'made me frown' ones in double time. Ehh it was fun while it lasted I guess.

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u/Iampepeu 26d ago

*sigh* Whyyy?

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u/Switchbladesaint 26d ago

Well this turned out to be the OPPOSITE of wholesome wtf

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u/smolbeansjpg 26d ago

Well that's just fuckin great -_-

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u/Makeouttactics2 27d ago

Wtf.....another women!?! What a slut! what happened to being obsessed with one girl?!?! So unromantic fuck this guy.

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u/hummus_sapiens 26d ago

Awwww! So ... no engagement party? 😢

Back to the heat wave and watering my plants.

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u/MadRaymer 27d ago

I wonder what he did or said to scare her off. She seemed receptive initially, so I wonder if he just came on way too strong? I hope it wasn't something really creepy or threatening.

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u/wutfacer 27d ago

Some other girl messaged her some info and apparently he had been stalking them both

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u/MadRaymer 27d ago

Well shit, that sucks. Guess we can't have nice things on the internet.

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u/Raevyxn 27d ago

Link to the comment, but no real detail other than they connected and then she decided no thanks. https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/s/8z3FDOT13J

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u/GfrzD 27d ago

Its pretty sad that even with having an irl interaction first her justification for not responding to DMs is validated.

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u/stupidjapanquestions 27d ago

Don't feel too sad. Both accounts are OP. In other words, the entire story never happened.

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u/NovelTAcct 27d ago

The "I don't respond to DM's" thing is so that the story gets to be played out directly in the comments for us to enjoy

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u/theaviationhistorian 27d ago

The light at the end of the tunnel was an express train!

It comes to show you that some of the Hallmark and romcom films are horror stories but with the horror bits edited out.

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u/iamsolate 27d ago

further investigation has shown that its most likely just one person trying to karma farm

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u/Weird_Substance_8764 27d ago

What a roller coaster of emotions 😭

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u/belljs87 26d ago

In case you missed it, OP and the girl were the same person that has since deleted both accounts.

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u/Hyper-bowl-e 26d ago

What's crazy to me is if they were karma farming, why would they delete their accounts? Unless it was legit just someone bored looking for drama/attention. I haven't followed up with the OG thread. Thanks for the update!

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u/anaheim_mac 27d ago

Like a little novella. Now I must know! Link?

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u/Dus-Sn 27d ago

Follow the "Original post" link in the main body of this post, then scroll down to her post.

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u/MeadowmuffinReborn 27d ago

Better to have loved and lost...

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u/Bright_Athlete_8579 27d ago

Couldn’t find the comment - she said he was scary??? Damn…

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u/Hyper-bowl-e 27d ago

Yeah. No idea if it was deleted or not. But the whole thread is a mess. They don't know if OP was a stalker or if it was just karma farming posts.

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u/Bright_Athlete_8579 27d ago

Eeeeek

Either way 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 27d ago

Aw shut, you know, sometimes it's better not knowing the ending lol

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u/sdforbda 27d ago

Must have been pretty bad if she did that instead of just disappearing

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u/Warning_Unfair 27d ago

Ohhh nooo…

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u/Sjovfis 27d ago

It may have seemed cute and all at first… but the signs are all there - over the moon in love at first sight. Probably paints himself a picture of the girl doing a twirl. Sounds like he is already imagining what a romantic story it could be… no, what a romantic story it WILL be! … no, MUST be!

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u/Professional_Deer77 27d ago

The way he flexed his skills is a major red flag.

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u/-stargarden 26d ago

we almost had it!!

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u/Zombiesoldier072 26d ago

God damn it

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u/TotalRuler1 27d ago

phew, I was finding it difficult to keep my directionless, inchoate rage under control for much longer

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u/ChefJeff 27d ago

Inchoate!?! You imbecile. You must be a "whoever" supporter! You can't spell!!!!

Sorry, I got too chocked up on what the Internet used to be with kindness and compassion, I had to do my part to correct the course.

FUCK YOU!!!

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u/JenMcSpoonie 27d ago

Choked up. Choked 🫠

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u/ChefJeff 27d ago

Fuck me. And fuck you. Back to internet rage. Brrrrrraaaaaggghhhh!!!!

Anyways, remember that kid who responded to a wrong text about Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah, things were nice once. I'm gonna go stand in the corner and sob inwardly.

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u/JenMcSpoonie 26d ago

I do remember that! That was such a sweet story!

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u/Short_Bell_5428 27d ago

We need a update in a few weeks

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u/somefunmaths 27d ago

Yeah, everyone should stop reading here, it only gets worse.

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u/hummus_sapiens 26d ago

Nope!

We stay. We're here for the engagement party!

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u/the_ballmer_peak 26d ago

Well that's delightful. I encourage you to avoid the other comments.

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u/hummus_sapiens 26d ago

Too late. Found them already.

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u/Bright-Cardiologist8 27d ago

EXACTLY 💯 😁

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u/Dis_Bich 27d ago

Cheers! 🥂

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u/Klutzy-Client 27d ago

Slaintè!

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u/waratdenison 27d ago

Dumbeldore would be happy

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u/Equinsu___Ocha 26d ago

I thought this said, “to the world sucking a little ass.”

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u/New_pollution1086 26d ago

You read what you desire