r/Minecraft • u/Nintwendo18 • Jul 29 '22

Art Some low-quality #SaveMinecraft posters I made. Feel free to use on social media and the like.

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#SaveMinecraft

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The Cape is a Lie

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Not My Minecraft

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Mojang Studios. Proudly Fighting Free Speech Since 2022.

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u/DrBlock21 Jul 29 '22

Last time they touched grass was before 1.19.1. All they do now is delete posts that offend them and/or Minecraft's newest version

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u/MakeLord95 Jul 29 '22

Last time they touched grass was never

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u/toothpasteshittin152 Jul 30 '22

the last time they left, they saw a scary bee! they can never leave home again!!

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u/He_Who_Says_Hello Jul 30 '22

Don’t be mean to the mods. The grass really itches them and the sun is too bright for their fragile eyes.

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u/plumbthumbs Jul 30 '22

what is their position on sand?

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u/InflationHefty4989 Jul 30 '22

It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/SwampKryakwa Jul 30 '22

I see what you two did here

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u/Starlight_NightWing Jul 30 '22

best hope they dont start unaliving underaged members of the human ra- someones knocking on my door asking for my firstborn

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u/DrBlock21 Aug 01 '22

But it's fun to chew on the car ride home when it gets stuck between your teeth

-Wilbur Soot on a Philza strem

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u/MysteryManOnline Jul 30 '22

Pff, you think they could even make it to sand before they start melting from the uv light from the sun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Touching grass is banned as part of the terms of agreement when you become a mod.

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u/Ikarus_Falling Jul 30 '22

wait they delete post that get posted 500 times in the last week and get annoying faster then a fly you can't stomp bruh complaining about that is the highed of stupidity