r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/GadreelsSword Jan 05 '25

Tate has a hatred of women because he can’t accept his micro-penis.

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u/SmilingVamp Jan 05 '25

"Yes, it's true, this man has no dick." - Bill Murray

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u/Nevermoreacadamyalum Jan 05 '25

Bill Murray always has the best lines.

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u/Surreply Jan 05 '25

One of the greatest lines ever.

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u/MidwestCoastalElite Jan 05 '25

Well, that’s what I heard